John smith

We have always suspected this, but now we know we were correct. It is all about buying votes.

@otokyo Locking the bedroom door or keeping your knees together Saying “NO” All free and 100% effective

Help!

@isaacrrr7 The Muslim, his wife and his lover…

En Texas, un hombre musulmán caminaba con su esposa menor de edad, de 7 u 8 años. Cuando un periodista lo confrontó, los transeúntes revelaron que tenía otras 3 esposas menores de edad en casa. ¿Se debería deportar a los islamistas y prohibir su inmigración? A. Sí B. No

🚨LABOURS NEW SLOGAN !!!

Apparently it's LGBTQ Pride Month so here is a clear reminder of Islam's position on this issue just in case some crazy people suggest otherwise. - Islam strictly prohibits homosexual acts. - Islam strictly prohibits the promotion of homosexuality. - Anyone who tries to reinterpret Islamic teachings to deny this is a fraud. - Muslims living in the UK do not seek to target the LGBTQ community, but neither will we allow our children to be indoctrinated with propaganda. - To you your way to us ours.

@dimkovska88 I’d ask my dog to remove the Muslim: problem solved!

What would you do?

@Avabelly__ Keir Starmer!

This is so so awesome 🙌

@UB1UB2 I prefer my “water” with added flavouring. Even more so if it has my name on it!

When the heat hits London, the water aisle doesn’t stand a chance. As temperatures soared over the weekend, Hayes Costco saw shoppers descend on the bottled water, trolleys piled high with cases as everyone stocked up for the heatwave. No emergency, no shortage, just Londoners doing what we do the second it gets warm. Buy water in bulk and panic about staying hydrated. 📍 Hayes, Hillingdon 🎥 Submitted by @simpsondaniel #UB1UB2 #Hayes #Hillingdon #London #Heatwave

@Hoorain154 Pack their bags and call a cab!

@silentblossom_ To be fair… Muslims don’t bite mail men Muslims don’t chase cats Muslims don’t lick their own a**holes But I still prefer dogs!

What you think about this.......

Flashback: Fearless Arab psychiatrist Wafa Sultan, a woman who dared to tear Islam’s false image apart: “Islam is not a religion, it’s a totalitarian violent extremis ideology and the west should fight it the same way they fought the Nazis.” Do you support her right to criticize Islam? Yes or No?

Thumbs up if you agree?

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@Neccccy One bunch of tossers meeting another!

@its_The_Dr They had to apologise: they were completely out of bacon rolls!

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@MsPocketRocket Google says “Tiger Feet” was their biggest success

What’s was Mud’s best selling hit?

Confirmation in today's release of the Mandelson Files from Pat McFadden, Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, that the primary motivation of the Parliamentary Labour Party (PLP) is to tax productive people to funnel money to those on benefits. We have been saying this for a long time but it's good to have clear evidence from a cabinet minister that it is indeed true.

@GAZAWOOD1 It’s KFC…Kuwaiti Fried Camel 🐪!

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