Ian Rapeaport

@wilsonmckay20 @DerekNotJeter I’ll get started on it.. ever think to not buy a 40 yo pull out couch from the ghetto?

@smo_billy @DerekNotJeter Don’t get me started about the unexplained blood stains after you and a lovely lady spent the night on our pullout couch

My buddy brought a girl home from the bar and she told him she doesn’t fuck on the first day so she gave him head instead. Someone please tell me how that math adds up

@wilsonmckay20 @DerekNotJeter But still may not be worse then the spoiled milk drinker

@smo_billy @DerekNotJeter Was cruel and unusual punishment

@wilsonmckay20 @DerekNotJeter Your buddy should be greatful.. my dear friend Wilson endured months of dry handjobs and still didn’t get to crack

@DerekNotJeter At least it wasn’t just a handjob @smo_billy

@wilsonmckay20 Shut up Wilson #goirish

Semaj Morgan needs to be sent to the sun.

@BostonStrong_34 I don’t blame syndergaard who tf would want to go to that shit hole city

From the NY Post; - The Red Sox made an “aggressive offer” for Noah Syndergaard but fell short - The Red Sox are fighting the Yankees and Blue Jays for Justin Verlander

@ESPNCFB @drpepper Notre dame how dare u put those shutters in front of them

Ohio State stayed put as the CFP committee's #OneFinalTeam. Who's your pick at No. 4? (📍 @drpepper)

@baskingbal1 Lebum, I’m sincerely sorry about that happening. My suggestion would be maybe make out with him and slurpy the foam out then proceed to feed him corn dogs to revive him.

@smo_billy Ian, my retarded son saw mahomes get separated in half and proceeded to have a seizure. What am I supposed to do??? He’s foaming out of his mouth

Breaking News, Pat Mahomes has had both acls torn and is now a nugget dragging around the field. Timeline on the injury unknown. #BreakingNews #chiefs

@ClappedDan Say you have autism without saying you have autism

@op_section Scary pOoP