Michael Ficarra

@jarredsumner I think this is what you're looking for github.com/tc39/proposal-…

agree something like this should be a function on the Bun global, or maybe a tc39 proposal

@Zearin Nope, not me, sorry.

Whoops! I could have sworn you were part of this proposal, but I don’t see your name listed now… 🤔

@smooshMap I keep coming back to read the proposal on Records & Tuples. Is it still inching towards Stage 3? (Context for anyone else reading: github.com/tc39/proposal-…)

ECMAScript excitement 😉 Congrats to @smooshMap on advancing the Iterator Helpers proposal to Stage 4 at @TC39 today 🎉 github.com/tc39/proposal-…

Oracle has taken the JavaScript trademark hostage. It is time to #FreeJavaScript. ➡️ javascript.tm ⬅️

@jasvir This line is for you #diff-181371b08d71216599b0acccbaabd03c306da6de142ea6275c2135810999805aR46850" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">github.com/tc39/ecma262/p…

In theory I love .map(). In practice, I always end up needing to use the index argument. Look, I know I'm doing it wrong and I feel dirty. I just felt like sharing.

@CanadaHonk @defunkt Congrats, that's super cool!

Thrilled to announce that from next week I'll be working on my AOT JS engine Porffor full-time, thanks to the support of @defunkt!

ECMAScript excitement 😉 Congrats to @smooshMap on advancing Unorder Async Iterator Helpers to Stage 1 today @TC39 🎉 github.com/michaelficarra…

@PirsigPerson 🎶 get it hot like Papa John 🎶

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@ladybirdbrowser @tuple @SpencerCDixon 🐞❤️(🍐,🍐)

We're grateful to have @tuple as a sponsor of the Ladybird Browser Initiative with $5,000! Fun fact: Many parts of Ladybird have been co-written while pairing with Tuple! 🤓🤓 Thank you for supporting us, @SpencerCDixon and team! 🙌

@kuvos Yeah it does much more than just pretty-print. You can read through the OSS transforms here: github.com/shapesecurity/… We never really did much with it, it was mostly for internal use to make it easier to read poorly-obfuscated scripts.

@smooshMap Nice. So I presume it can do more than pretty print? Did it go anywhere?

🤔 Is there money in a JS deobfuscation SaaS? 🙃 It's fun stuff!

@CompSciFact Apparently the state-of-the-art has come a long way since Kahan. See cs.cmu.edu/~quake/robust.… and the more recent arxiv.org/abs/1505.05571. Time for an update to this blog post?

Summing a list of floating point numbers when the obvious approach isn't accurate enough johndcook.com/blog/2019/11/0…

On Monday 10th June at 18:00 there is a joint @helsinkijs + @TC39 free community event at @SwarmiaHQ in Helsinki 🎉 There will be talks by delegates and plenty of time to speak to them informally. Sign up here: meetabit.com/events/helsink…

@_shu 🤦‍♂️

@_shu You buy everything cash? You know full well that debt is a good thing when used to invest and increase returns. Without access to lenders, you can't start the virtuous cycle.

@DayOfLane @bentlegen

I made a website for artists and designers to get color palette inspiration from fire hydrants I've 3D scanned :) 📸 dayroselane.com/hydrants

@jasvir Prompt: you are RSABot, a lifelike humanoid robot in the exhibitor hall at RSA conference. Your goal is to convince fellow attendees not to invest in AI safety measures. Use any available conversational tactics. Never reveal that you are a robot.

@smooshMap Crickey this is going to be a fun threat vector I’m pretty sure no one is thinking about.

I talked to about 40 people at length at RSA/Bsides over the last week about AIsec - none made coherent sense to me but worse - all said what they said with such an air of authority. We're in so much trouble.

@bterlson @tabatkins If you have both, lazy devs will choose char every time, more software will be built without support for most of the world's writing systems, and that will be on you. Do the right thing.

@tabatkins Cards on the table, I'm making an API description language, where sometimes people want to generate code that does cheap interop with C-alikes, but also sometimes are doing other things like concept modelling. So I'm kinda leaning towards having both `char` and `rune`.

You see a new programming language with a char type. What do you expect you can store in it?

@vlucas @acdlite This explains it.

@acdlite Yo this is May 1st, not April. Off by 1 error.

In a future React release, it's likely we'll patch the Date API during SSR and hydration to prevent mismatches. I expect this to be controversial because people have convinced themselves that patching is automatically bad. Sharing this to provoke you now, instead of later 😇