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A delusional schizophrenic tracks his father in New York at Christmas. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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RT if you will NEVER EVER forgive Twitter for flipping the location of NOTIFICATIONS and MOMENTS on the homepage.

Steph Curry is 1st player in NBA history to record back-to-back games with at least 40 points and 8 three-pointers.

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I’ve picked Ohio State to be my @DrPepper #OneFinalTeam.  bit.ly/1N2c1Lh

New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep onion.com/1SvfvJV