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High key hilarious

Me realizing that if you replace the "W" in "What", "Where", "When" with a "T" you will answer the questions

We're going around the Moon. Come watch with us. Artemis II's four-astronaut crew is lifting off from @NASAKennedy on an approximately 10-day mission that will bring us closer to living on the Moon and Mars. The launch window opens at 6:24pm ET (2224 UTC). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@markcecchini I had that dream through my mid-40s… 😩

anyone else have this recurring dream: you realize you are 2-3 months into a really important college course....and you straight up haven’t been to class ONE time, done any assignments, or taken any exams and that F is about to tank your GPA for the semester

@ChrisKindaReads That’s how I feel about the Parable of the Sower “trilogy.”

i just learned that there was supposed to be a sequel to The Brothers Karamazov but Dostoyevsky died before he could make it

@CaffeinatedLiha Cloud Cuckoo Land

Name a book that completely blew your mind, like off-the-charts 11/10.

@ichimankoshki @aliciaandrz I have 4 cats. One knows how to push the “snack button,” but all four know what it means and come running whenever they hear it 🐈🐈‍⬛😻😹

@aliciaandrz Have you seen videos of cats communicating with buttons, I’ve changed my perspective on how I see cats. They understand everything.

do cats understand that when we kiss them it means we love them?

@allie__voss Phil Keaggy

Okay we're doing a Lent of no secular music, so PLEASE drop your favorite Christian songs in the replies that don't sound...bad Because I'm sorry but the majority of Christian rock/pop/rap is just really not great

Amazing work

“I’m 40 years old I can’t be dealing with this!” 🤣 I'm dying. you can tell this UPS driver is having the best and worst time all at once. Update on your delivery- “Your package has been delivered under sheer panic and terror from wild turkeys.” 😂😂

@ChrisKindaReads The Strand, of course!

in new york for the first time what should i do

It’s so boring without …

A Brazilian farmer calls out each cow’s name from his notebook, and the cows answer with distinct moos proof that daily routines have taught them to recognize their names.

Breaks my heart every time I hear it 💜

BREAKING: Philadelphia just drew a hard line on ICE. They have INTRODUCED legislation to rein in ICE. - Agents can’t wear masks - Must show ID - Judicial warrants only - Assault a bystander → arrested This is what accountability looks like. This isn’t law yet, but it’s the blueprint. Pass it. Enforce it. Take it nationwide.

MVP chants for AI

I'm trying to follow back, I even changed my approach and hitting less elonwalls. Hit like or comment here and I'll follow back as they pop up! I promise if you want a follow back, you get one every time!

@awkwardgoogle Great movie!

The director warned it was too dangerous and told him to simply walk down james cagney improvised the iconic stairway dance and ignored the advice and nailed it in one take