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octopus took over corvids for first place this week, but it’s always a close race
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@smosephjith
🎵 turn up the song and start singing / 🎶 i wish / police / was on a leash 🎶 / can u feel me? 🎵 // PGH / OAK / SPI / DAC
Pittsburgh, PA Katılım Ocak 2017
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from the co-authors of “crimson ramadan” and “save the last seder”
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"you're going to completely violate the laws of physics even more than this show has done before, agent dunham. you're going to prevent an inexplicably delayed mass transfer between universes, stealing energy away from the other... in other words, you will defy the first law"
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"happy to receive & transfer diseases with another rat"
Narendra Modi@narendramodi
Happy to receive the US Secretary of State, Mr. Marco Rubio. We discussed sustained progress in the India-US Comprehensive Global Strategic Partnership and issues related to regional and global peace and security. India and the United States will continue to work closely for the global good. @SecRubio @marcorubio
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Sergeat Hamburger seen here with a thousand island stare shortly before being cooked well done in southern Lebanon. may his memory be a dressing.
barry with the NED@bonzerbarry
Cleared for publication: Staff Sergeant Noam Hamburger, 23 year old tech and maintenance soldier from the 9th Battalion was killed by a FPV drone in southern Lebanon. Another IOF soldier was seriously wounded in the strike.
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what an arrogant thing for a foreigner to say in my country of citizenship
Beff (e/acc)@beffjezos
Feeling robbed of my path to citizenship right now after grinding a PhD and contributing to foundational AI + computing technologies for the United States for the past ~ 10 years. Feels like robbing top and technologists like me of the opportunity to achieve the American Dream.
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dammit peter, don’t you get it? by, by, by… extracting the methane from my farts, we can… uh, override the catalyst that my nazi father invented. quick, back to my lab! the aids cure i invented 40 years ago might finally be of use, oh yes!
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if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination
Jamian Gerard@JamianGerard
the hypocrisy is baffling
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