Smo Bear

I thot i was spraying a shit ton of dry shampoo in my hair this morning. I looked at the bottle after and realized it was hair spray. Needless to say lookin real slick today.

@panahilang @M0NST4R

@depressionlesss @M0NST4R

The cat doing absolutely nothing while the owner is struggling like that is so funny 😂

@DoctorLemma @M0NST4R

A railway company in Japan once ran out of money to pay a stationmaster. So they gave the job to the cat who lived outside the station. She wore a custom made hat, worked for cat food, and saved the entire line. Her name was Tama. She was a calico cat who had spent her days sitting near the entrance of Kishi Station in Wakayama Prefecture, Japan, greeting passengers anyway. When the company destaffed the station in 2006 to cut costs, the president visited to discuss what to do about the stray cats living nearby. He looked into Tama's eyes and later said they conveyed a sense of purpose as strong as any of his employees. He made her stationmaster. Within a month passenger numbers rose by seventeen percent. People began travelling from across Japan just to see her. Tourists arrived from other countries. A French documentary crew came to film her. The station was eventually rebuilt in the shape of a cat's face. In her eight years as stationmaster Tama contributed an estimated one billion yen to the local economy. She was promoted four times. She eventually held the title of Honorary President of the railway. The only female in a senior position in the entire company. When she passed away in 2015 over three thousand people attended her funeral. She was given the posthumous title Honorary Eternal Stationmaster and enshrined at a nearby Shinto shrine as a goddess. The position of stationmaster at Kishi Station is still held by a cat today.

@TheFigen_ @M0NST4R

There's always that one friend who ruins things. 😂

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Jazz Jackrabbit

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why

@ky_la_ @harbourkim

Sims in create a sim when you're trying to dress them.

@JustinTrudeau shaaaaaat up

Last night reminded us why hockey means so much to Canadians — it’s in our blood, our hearts, our history.   No matter what corner of the country you tuned in from, we all cheered as one. Proud of this team. Proud of Canada.

@IAmAlanWalker ‘s personalized thank you messages on spotify are so cute. what a gem of a human

@EdmontonOilers Lets Go Oilers!!

Can we get a #LetsGoOilers in the chat plz ⬇️

@historyinmemes @M0NST4R

Boomers selling their homes for $2 million after buying them in 1969 for 7 raspberries

@Kwatkins37 LMAOOOOOOO

How was honesty box a thing in middle school 😂

@PicturesFoIder @M0NST4R

she thought he was singing happy birthday in japanese

How does one simply eat just 1 chocolate a day from an Advent Calendar, and not all the other days treats on the same day😩

Planet Earth has gone mental

Living his best life

@harbourkim ❤️❤️❤️❤️ty my friend, it was incredible

@smoski Love this so much!!!

@Yoda4ever @M0NST4R

@harbourkim oh my friend, it really was 😩🩵

@smoski This is magical!

@contextdogs @M0NST4R

@M0NST4R @crazyclipsonly man i think he was eaten by those lurking sharks