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@chastonmiller18 Reminds me of the time I got kicked out of sports direct for doing this....

@planet181 Representing ✊🏼

@smuffie SK4 - old coop bank 👀

@Cougie I didn't tell him who ended up on the podium so he could fully enjoy the anticipation 😂

@smuffie They filmed it so well. And good thing is I'd forgotten most of what happened last year by now !

Just finished TDF Unchained on Netflix. Ready for the next series to start tomorrow now !

@RickieWrites registeroftradeswomen.com This is generally a good place to start looking for a female tradie (from a 44 year old apprentice plumber 🧑🏼‍🔧)

I have spent a decade looking for female plumbers, electricians etc in Birmingham. Are there any?

@Cunty_Smurf With respect, Lisa, hard disagree.

@Cunty_Smurf what's the fucking point

@Gazz_TheRover Well, after 22 years in social care I felt the same way, took a massive risk and quit my job to retrain as a plumber. Bagged a dream apprenticeship 12 weeks later. Taking risks pays off. You're only here once mate, go for it.

So I've been offered an opportunity that solves this problem and also the potential to earn a fair deal more. Only issue is I'd technically be self employed, need to decide if I take that leap or not. I am the least risky person known to man. Oh and the most indecisive 🙄

Really need a job that doesn't involve working evenings and weekends or weekend evenings for that matter. I need to win the lottery I think.

@Cunty_Smurf URSKA'S BOYFRIEND!

@officiallyfreud 😍

@peatpixie It just blows my mind that people are still so aggressively weird about women doing "mens" jobs like being able to do physical stuff is gender specific 🤷🏼

@smuffie Oh good gravy, you're right about the comments. And some from females. 🤦🤦 Esp the one who thinks women aren't strong enough. 😡 I chose two women in their 30s over some tired old dudes, to re board our loft and they did a smashing job.

@DrMuttley Earliest documented head stand I found was 1992 apparently 🤸🏽‍♂️

@smuffie I don’t think he did it when I saw them on their first ever uk tour at Newcastle City Hall in *checks calendar* 1987

Took my wife to the Yorkshire Sculpture Park for his birthday and surprised him with cake 🩷 Happy birthday @Cunty_Smurf X

@Neily_wilko I've cried 4 times now 🥹 Absolutely loving it

@katesaunders13 I've cried twice already 🥹

I’m loving this, it’s fantastic #EltonJohn

@KenGorry Bore off.

@smuffie He's been doing that for over 30 years.. No surprise there

@HarryMcDukesJnr Aye aye aye aye aye aye aye

@Cougie Red buttoned it here 🤘🏼

@smuffie Lol. I'm on a completely different track on TV !

@officiallyfreud @Sarahjanewoo Nah it’s fine. Always happy to talk about my odd little foray into the weird world of foot fetishist 😂

@officiallyfreud @Sarahjanewoo You called?