Bob Kumor

2.7K posts

Bob Kumor

Bob Kumor

@smurse

Nurse married to a nurse. 4 kids none are nurses. Proper grammar and spelling are waaaay over rated. More of a FB kind of guy

Philly Katılım Nisan 2009
577 Takip Edilen182 Takipçiler
Karol Markowicz
Karol Markowicz@karol·
I just flew for 9 hours with no internet. No better way to stop missing the 1990s.
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MAGA-Listless Vessel
MAGA-Listless Vessel@charliekulyrwah·
@karol I’ve don’t that recently, as well. Great reading time. Resting. Thinking. We need to get back to that!
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Emily Zanotti 🦝
Emily Zanotti 🦝@emzanotti·
Oh man to be a 6-year-old boy completely crashed out and getting the best sleep of his life after celebrating the last day of school with pizza and cupcakes at the trampoline park. I don’t know if they were still awake when their heads hit the pillows lol
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🇺🇸Hot Pepper
🇺🇸Hot Pepper@Hot_Pepper76·
What song do you turn up loud when you need a boost?
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Bob Kumor
Bob Kumor@smurse·
@elainesim28 That's Funny. I don't think we could do that. It would entail finding someone needing CPR.
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єℓαιηє
єℓαιηє@elainesim28·
Instead of renewing our wedding vows we decided to go back to the bar where we first met. "Hello gorgeous ," my husband said. I replied, "Piss off! I'm not falling for that AGAIN!"
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єℓαιηє
єℓαιηє@elainesim28·
The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
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Kimberly..In Philly 
Kimberly..In Philly @AGirlInPhilly·
I have joy in my heart and coffee in my hand. Coincidence? 😁
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Miles Commodore
Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
I remember being in 7th grade and staring at the clock waiting to get out of a very boring class. My teacher stopped his lesson and said what’s the matter Miles, you have hot date to get too? The whole class laughed and it was very embarrassing.
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Bob Kumor
Bob Kumor@smurse·
I have my 3 y/o grandson today. I had lots of outdoor adventures planned but the weather is not good. So I spent the morning breaking things so we can fix them in the workshop later.
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Bob Kumor
Bob Kumor@smurse·
@Hot_Pepper76 @gkovo6 It's in the 90's here. I could not imagine wearing one of them and running. Well done for everyone. Especially the smart one who filmed.
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🇺🇸Hot Pepper
🇺🇸Hot Pepper@Hot_Pepper76·
When your family throws an epic inflatables kickball birthday party. You show up, show out, and pray your skirt survives the bases. 😂
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Miles Commodore
Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
The 1971 Ford Pinto, the finest car ever made.
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Bob Kumor
Bob Kumor@smurse·
@AGirlInPhilly I blamed the heat yesterday. Going with the humidity today. Guess I need to work tomorrow
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Kimberly..In Philly 
Kimberly..In Philly @AGirlInPhilly·
If you’re looking for a valid excuse for pretty much everything today, blame the heat. 😁
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Bob Kumor
Bob Kumor@smurse·
@Hot_Pepper76 Oh man I am so glad my 4 never got into sports on ice. The ice availability is killer. Takes some seriously dedicated kids and parents.
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🇺🇸Hot Pepper
🇺🇸Hot Pepper@Hot_Pepper76·
6am ice rink practice. This mom showed up in a giant fluffy coat, prepared to survive the walk-in freezer. That place where children voluntarily spin on ice and before I’ve even had my coffee. 🤣
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Bethany O’Leary 🇺🇸 🦅
If you could sit across me at this coffee shop right now, what is one piece of advice you would tell me??
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Bob Kumor
Bob Kumor@smurse·
@MikeBales No thanks I am staying. I like watching Kdrama too much.
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Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸
Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸@MikeBales·
Be honest: If you had to live in the 1970s with zero internet, zero smartphones, and zero social media for the rest of your life… would you do it, or are you secretly addicted to 2026?
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Bob Kumor
Bob Kumor@smurse·
@elainesim28 Exactly why COVID hit. Grandmas and moms stopped spit cleaning their kids. So they ended up with no natural immunity.
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єℓαιηє@elainesim28·
If your mother spit on her handkerchief and wiped the dirt off your face with it and you thought that this was normal, you came from a great era.
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Kimberly..In Philly 
Kimberly..In Philly @AGirlInPhilly·
Went to Target, picked up 1 item and left. Please clap 😁
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Sovey
Sovey@SoveyX·
I’ve have a colleague we call “motion light.” He only works when someone walks by.
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