THROAT GOAT TRUMP

@ASecretAsian @BaseballWRLD_ hes posting his lowest GB% and highest LA degree so far...

@BaseballWRLD_ I think Bobby's struggles are the fault of his hitting coach. His swing path changed in the offseason and now he's finding it basically impossible to hit balls in the air. The Royals hitting coach is a former minor league pitcher who Royals fans have been hating on for years.

The Top 15 unluckiest hitters in baseball so far this year

@BaseballWRLD_ 25/60 season lol

Also having a .604 OPS with this profile so far in 2026 is so brutal

@ChristinaPushaw @iahphx no one is trying to "trans" their kid- GOP will definitely shove religion down your throat from the moment you're born

The point is the elite educated libs don’t actually raise their own kids with the left-wing ideology that they’re preaching about to the rest of us. They aren’t trying to trans their own children; they are pushing that agenda on middle America. The Newsom kids will be fine, I think they can tel that their mother is an actress playing a part in front of an audience. I’m sure she didn’t actually gender-swap characters in stories she read to her sons.

What I find interesting about the Newsoms is that they both relentlessly promote liberal/left ideologies that are corrosive to family formation and undermine traditional values. However, at the same time, they've been in a heterosexual marriage for 20+ years and have 4 children together. By those measures, they are more "trad" in terms of their own lifestyle than most Americans are, even a lot of conservatives aren't married with 4 kids. So what that tells me is the Newsoms KNOW that the traditional family model is the best; that's why they chose it when they both could've chosen anything else. But as elites they still promote insidious ideologies that end up harming the ordinary people who listen to them. It's a perfect illustration of "luxury beliefs."

@ocho_bingo @fenwaypark @RedSox Tagging Roman Anthony's arm here

Downright unacceptable @fenwaypark @RedSox

@DanielTurnerPTF The Catholic church steals young alter boys virginity

DEI stole young men’s careers. Feminism stole young men’s dating prospects. Open borders stole young men’s culture. Fentanyl stole young men’s friends. Covid & Dr. Fauci stole young men’s youth. Of course they turn to the One, Holy, Catholic, Apostolic Church. They need Truth.

@MarioS11_ @dannybarrand_ The slider and change should probably be thrown more. They're good pitches too

@dannybarrand_ Surely a 70% fastball rate can’t work out, right?

Ah alright

@latlonging had this exact experience- walk around the trail and everyone is in shape, go down to the in-n-out on south lamar and its the fattest people you've ever seen in one location

austin physiognomy is wild because around ladybird lake 9/10 people look like demi-gods, the ubermensch, perfect specimens, the college athlete, the top 1% girl on onlyfans doing hot girl walks, shirtless muscular dudes running a perfect 6 minute mile in the sun then a 10 min drive away it's all deformed 4'9 mexican goblins as far as the eye can see

@DatabaseHit 88 sprint speed and tigers dont run

Fun with small sample sizes — hello Colt Keith 🔥

@ArrozEnjoyer22 Roman gets sent down at some point

Poor mans Jasson Dominguez 😭

@LuigiScal @tylermilliken_ Lol Roman may not ever start on a team as good as the dodgers

@snakebit999 @tylermilliken_ They'll trade him to the Dodgers with Roman and the Dodgers will take on both contracts, that's what the Sox do.

2-7 after your first 3 series of the season. Nothing short of depressing. Blew a 4-0 lead once the offense finally woke up. Biggest lead of the season. Finally scored 6 runs for the first time this year and you still couldn’t find a way to win. Just can’t live like that when you’re about pitching and run prevention. Ranger Suarez is supposed to be an anchor. He’s failed 2 times through. Especially with a lead like that.

@KutterIsKing Roman to AAA

BANGGGGG SELL THE TEAM

@LuigiScal @tylermilliken_ He'll be throwing 89 by then and essentially batting practice for the league

@snakebit999 @tylermilliken_ It's a 5-year contract, they are not gonna eat $88M.

@LuigiScal @tylermilliken_ Rangers DFAd by end of next year

@tylermilliken_ Ranger will get better. He was totally mismanaged in ST, and he's paying for it now. Worst part about it is the Padres were really scuffling before this series, their offense was almost as bad as Boston's. And now the Sox fact the 7-2 Brewers. Probably looking at 3-9 by Wednesday

@ChefSportzMedia @tylermilliken_ But where will I sing sweet Caroline, piss drunk off $17 beers?

@tylermilliken_ Jesus fuck. STOP BUYING TICKETS!!! STOP BUYING MERCHANDISE!! STOP BUYING CONCESSION!!! He’s never gonna sell the team if you fucking sheep keep putting money in his pockets. Make a movement T, you have the clout and voice to make a difference. We need to stop giving him money

"Sell the team" chants are coming through the broadcast...

@SoxSigns Snoopy has a better arm than Roman

SNOOPY SECURED

@CactusOfSupply @PunishedAG @veil_eblan no professional would debate them, they're nobodies

@PunishedAG @veil_eblan usually cause debating college students is easier than debating the actual professionals. they prefer their targets younger

I mean it's true lol

@greek_groyper @juswritten Heard this and "well she's better off fucking me, a friend of his, then some random asshole" a few times

@juswritten Kind of makes sense cause every man instantly thinks "wow what a whore it's not a big deal if I fuck her since she's already a whore" so they rationalize it.

98% of your friends would fuck your girl if she was down and discreet, which is why you should never bring her around. Muslims absolutely got this right by keeping your woman and your friends socializations separate..

@JDerekkimbrough @Steve_Perrault Yes John Henry's urine comes out

@Steve_Perrault That is great. Does the little nozzle work?

These are obviously incredible

@kofinas It was obviously coming. You don't sound very ahead of the curve bro

Tim is right. We've never seen a bait-and-switch like this in all of political history. It's remarkable. The nepotism and open corruption, the gaslighting about foreign wars, and the self-immolation is like something out of a movie about the end-times.

@AthletesInSpace Lmao these really are some incredibly stupid people

This whole clip is just is insanely infuriating When I’m running DHS, all of these comedy bros are going to Alligator Alcatraz