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@MichelleDewbs It's all a distraction .. they don't care smoke screen for what's coming

If suggestions are true re very swanky hotel at Canary Wharf, then I literally don’t know what to say any more. But I am hoping there has simply been a misunderstanding, because SURELY nobody at any level of government would be so stupid as to do that right now, would they? 🤯

@GoldingBF Turd world country

An immigrant casually has a shit in public. London is a filthy Third World shithole. Would you live in London?

@MatthewStadlen Perhaps if we didn't send billions abroad and concentrated on this country it might help

Those complaining about Labour’s potential tax rises need to explain how the NHS, social care and prisons are going to get off their knees. Won’t happen by magic, will it?

@AngelaCaulfiel5 Pensioners winter fuel payment cancelled

Rail strikes= sorted Junior doctor strikes=sorted Rwanda scheme=cancelled Riots= dealt with Labour are smashing it.

@GDOTRIZ @joshpearson180 😂😂

@joshpearson180 @snaphappy56 😂😂

British humour is second to none 🤣

@GDOTRIZ @Rossmac212 Nice arm extension

@Rossmac212 Fantastic swing @snaphappy56

What a shot👏🏻

@GDOTRIZ @TheFigen_ 😂😂.. saw that earlier

@TheFigen_ @snaphappy56 you would still blank here

@TrickyR69696835 Nunez wasn't looking great either 😂😂

Bad news for Liverpool Salah is injured again lol 🩼🤕

@DavidPoulden The worst thing since the bubonic plague

I say Sadiq Khan is the worst thing to happen to London since the blitz of the Second World War! Drop a ❤️ retweet and follow me if you agree.

@GDOTRIZ @chickenrunwhufc Via Shepherd's Bush and Cockfosters 😂

@snaphappy56 @chickenrunwhufc On the Hammersmith & Titty line 😂😂

If you see something that doesn’t look right. speak to a member of staff or Text British Transport Police on 61016. See it .SUCK IT. Sorted

@GDOTRIZ @chickenrunwhufc 😂..he fancied a pint of milk

@chickenrunwhufc @snaphappy56 fuck sake 😂😂

@ilovenostalgia The yes album by yes a classic

@GDOTRIZ @Rossmac212 😂

@Rossmac212 @kimmarcella78 @snaphappy56 I mean it’s a good technique to put other players off 😂😂

How @kimmarcella78 wins at Poker😂 twitter.com/betcheswildin/…

He speaks for me.

@GDOTRIZ @NUCLRGOLF 😂😂

@NUCLRGOLF There you go @snaphappy56 😂

🏝️🏌🏻‍♂️ “Flash the sand, toss the ball… your friends will be saying nice shot” 😨

@LondonEconomic @GhostOfGrandad Never happened ... crocodile tears learnt from Hancock

Johnson fights back tears as he recalls time in intensive care with Covid-19.

@GDOTRIZ @bagshaw2112 😂😂😂

@bagshaw2112 @snaphappy56 😂

It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up . 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. By noon it all melted Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

@GDOTRIZ @anonymous_darts 😂😂

@anonymous_darts @snaphappy56 you fix every leg 😂😂

Prakash Jiwa has been suspended on suspicion of match fixing, here are his attempts at doubles in the match in question. Guilty? Or just crap?

@GDOTRIZ @gloryglorytott 😂

@gloryglorytott @snaphappy56 that’s you at Danielle’s party 😂😂😂

Geeza came out to tell them to be quiet and got locked out!

Arsenal fans, call the VAR hotline now to receive your pre-recorded apology for that decision... 🇬🇧 0800 7999 010 🇮🇪 1800 799 010 🔞18+ BeGambleAware