Snarky Devops

Sr. SRE (Service Restart Engineer) wanted: Must be able to restart any and all the things for various reasons.

Remember, there's always money in the grafanastand #devops #grafana #arresteddevelopment

@reactjs No

components

@drpepper is a bad soda

@Rogers have you checked DNS? It's always DNS

Renaming "code freeze" week to "anyone can deploy except Chad" week. Sorry Chad.

Working on a #golang codebase from 2017 be like

Distributed systems are hard, let's go shopping

@PatternPaul @GopherCon

@snarkydevops @GopherCon . @snarkydevops gets accepted. Viewers give feedback "doesn't look like Twitter profile". Big sad occurs

Waiting for @GopherCon CFP results

REDIS GO BRRRRR

I'm not a salty engineer, I'm ✨seasoned✨

Schrödinger's SRE: the site is both simultaneously up and down until you open slack

Hot take: #GraphQL is just RPC without discipline or design

Is #Kubernetes down for everyone right now or just me

Back to wordle

2022: Year of #kubernetes on the desktop

THESE AWS OUTAGES ARE THE REASON WE DONT USE THEM HOSTING ON THE COMPUTER UNDER MY DESK ALSO MEANS I CAN HEAR WHEN THE WEBSITE IS GETTING HITS

It's the end of the weekend and I finally got rails to spit out a new error

SRE lifehack: when you're violating error rate SLO, just setup a load generator against /robots.txt to balance it out with some HTTP 200s :chefs_kiss:

@marcba Can build something on a weekend without 14 trips to Home Depot

What is your ABSOLUTE favorite part of being a developer?