stretch marx

born to have a jewish gf forced to like pork

no matter what major you choose in college, you'll be unemployed or sitting in front of a computer 9 to 5 Crunching Numbers

all my friends in discord servers are adults now so the vent channel is just for talking about health issues

@206536b9127312 god i wish that was me rn

@thatpurplemage truth nukington

if we're being real only room 3 is dangerous

@sirdxnut my brother just another mii

I love local music. I love my friends. I love my wife. Life is good

@cherrycoloredpp i think i'd cry

Cat in the hat live action on shrooms

@thatpurplemage boys can't hear the frequency that elizabeth fraser's voice is at

Heaven or Las Vegas is Eyes Without a Face for boys and vice versa

@cherrycoloredpp @gracecamille_ did this last night

@gracecamille_ When I was a kid I used to lick the butter clean from the lining of the popcorn bags

there are things in my household that i suspect but can not prove are vaguely or extremely carcinogenic. The first that comes to mind is microwaveable popcorn. Something about those bags

call my girl KFC the way her box is finger lickin' good

@cherrycoloredpp can she do mine too

Bean said she’d do all my exams!

@thatpurplemage what.

when pookie genuinely becomes a furry but that's twin so you lowkey gotta put the tail on

gf is addicted to tomodachi life she’s cheating on me with mii

thunderstorm and tomodachi life

Can the ladies in a relationship with cis straight men please enroll them in a masterclass of How to Wash a Dish Properly

I am 1,000 times more literate and informed than you but I’m slow so it kind of cancels out

Everyone on LinkedIn is AI

i hate petsitting for lesbians like wtf is this thing

@thatpurplemage tiktok is right

spent an hour on tiktok and the app... kicked me off? popped up with "it's time to take a break" like I thought that's the opposite of what you were supposed to do