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thepurplemage

@thatpurplemage

adult human faygele. fix your hearts or die. @thepurplemage everywhere. like my tweets if you like me

jamie • she/her ⚧️ Katılım Mayıs 2020
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dumb idiot@mercurianwench·
she just nutted in me and started playing warframe
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thepurplemage@thatpurplemage·
if you got rid of all my fly aways and split ends I'd be bald icl
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thepurplemage@thatpurplemage·
if shorty nonbinary is it a mxcarriage
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perch merchant
perch merchant@sirdxnut·
everyone on Twitter outside of my immediate friends are AI
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thepurplemage@thatpurplemage·
yeah this thumbnail is going places
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thepurplemage@thatpurplemage·
American Boba Tea: Vanilla Milkshake with Reese's Puffs
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perch merchant
perch merchant@sirdxnut·
I love local music. I love my friends. I love my wife. Life is good
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thepurplemage@thatpurplemage·
Anguish (2026)
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thepurplemage@thatpurplemage·
Heaven or Las Vegas is Eyes Without a Face for boys and vice versa
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티지 @ comms open
티지 @ comms open@titty_pizza·
sighhh. hi splatoon fans. rolls up my sleevrs
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Grace
Grace@gracecamille_·
there are things in my household that i suspect but can not prove are vaguely or extremely carcinogenic. The first that comes to mind is microwaveable popcorn. Something about those bags
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stretch marx@snickerdO0d·
call my girl KFC the way her box is finger lickin' good
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reformed hater
reformed hater@slime_machine·
lot of insane shit has happened in the past year but something i still regularly think about is when charlie kirk was shot in the neck animal style and died instantly benjamin netanyahu went on tv and said he didn’t do it
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thepurplemage@thatpurplemage·
bros genuinely drinking a virgin screwdriver 😭
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