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🎥 Exclusive: Spencer Pratt signed a contract to document the first family if he's elected Mayor of Los Angeles. Read more: bit.ly/3RGNF7e

@GovPritzker Stop being a fat cunt and we can get the money

The Trump Administration is once again targeting Illinois. Only two states have yet to receive approval for their broadband proposals — and now, they're holding funds hostage for over 383,000 Illinoisians. It's past time Secretary Lutnick closes the digital divide.

@localchaos_ We already got him and we’re too full for seconds…thanks though

when is it Chicagos turn for a mamdani

@BTnewsroom lol these people have the most boring lives on earth the rest of us are working

“White supremacy has infiltrated the Black community with a narrative that Palestine don’t got nothing to do with us. And that’s a lie from the pit of hell.” Community organizer Erica Nanton explains how police repression on the south side of Chicago is connected to the genocide in Palestine. Nanton spoke as part of a press conference following a hearing on HB2723, an Illinois bill that seeks to repeal the 2015 anti-BDS bill signed by then-Governor Bruce Rauner. That law made it illegal for pensions to invest in companies that boycott Israel, effectively holding companies hostage to doing business with Israel under the threat of losing hundreds of millions of dollars in pension investments.

@MaryAnnAhernNBC @nbcchicago He’s going to go there to blame the pope for Tiffany Hayward being kicked out of office

BREAKING: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson is going to Vatican to meet Pope Leo at end of month @nbcchicago

@ChicagoDOT That’s one way to get people not to come to chicago…oh look a bike lane instead of parking when it’s 0 degrees outside

Ever wonder how bike lanes get their signature green color? 🚲💚 Watch CDOT crews transform the street step by step to help make bike lanes more visible and safer for everyone. #Chicago #BikeChicago #bikesafetymonth

@MarioNawfal @PamBellaUSA His family should be put in prison for raising this piece of shit

🇺🇸 Chicago police had Derek Jordan, 42, boxed in an alley in Humboldt Park. He was wanted for a shooting on the expressway. He rammed a bus, a squad car, and hit a pedestrian trying to escape. Officer Walzer yells "Get out of the f***ing car or I'll kill you"... then fires 6 shots through a tinted window. Walzer is stripped of his badge. George Floyd's attorneys now represent the family. COPA is investigating. The bodycam shows a man trying to ram his way through a police perimeter. It also shows an officer who announced he was going to kill someone before he did. Watch it yourself. What do you see?

@QueenAnticommie @grok who is this

He’s a professional ball buster!🤣

@AkilahObviously Being a minority doesn’t qualify you either I’d rather take the guy who’s not fucking retarded

Spencer Pratt being mad that his house burned down doesn’t qualify him to be mayor.

@grahamformaine I’d be more concerned about voting in someone who has a Nazi tattoo on their chest

I bet she sure is concerned about it, though.

@Chicago_History How profound

In Chicago, activists opposing Elon Musk vandalized a Tesla by spray-painting "NAZI" on it. #ChicagoHistory ☑️

@ExMachina498 @CTULocal1 I don’t know what that means but it’s provocative

@sniffsinbiden @CTULocal1 Their jobs are to take what other people have earned

Across Chicago, CPS students turned May Day into a day of civic action: art builds, restorative circles, and moments that showed what happens when young people move together. The kind of lesson that stays with you for the rest of your life.

@CollinRugg @Rogue_Gunner12 Public disembowelment needs to be brought back

BREAKING: FedEx driver who pleaded guilty to kidnapping and murdering 7-year-old Athena Strand, has been sentenced to death. Tanner Horner snatched Athena while he was delivering a Barbie doll to her home in Paradise, Texas. At one point during the trial, jurors broke down in tears while hearing audio of Horner killing Athena after he told her to take off her shirt and said she was "really pretty." Athena repeatedly asked for her mother before she was killed. "Horner is then heard asking Athena to remove her shirt, and there are several moments when she says "no" and asks for her mom. That was followed by repeated sounds of crying, screaming and banging," NBC reported last month. Following three hours of deliberation today, Horner was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

@grahamformaine You have a Nazi tattoo shut the fuck up

Susan Collins offered an explanation for voting for the $70 billion ICE funding bill. To call it gibberish is probably too kind.

@stoolgambling @BarstoolChief Commanders?

Can you name all 4 perfectly symmetrical NFL logos? @barstoolchief

@repdeliaramirez Guatemala is beaconing they want you back

DHS continues to be a threat to our collective safety.   It is beyond reckless to hire a company of dangerous bounty hunters, with a concerning track record of abuse, to "track" immigrant children.   We have seen how carelessly and violently ICE and CBP treat children in raids and detention. Congress must conduct oversight of this contract immediately.

@ChicagosMayor @GrassrootsChi @UWFIllinois Slain police officers get a one sentence note from mayor panic attack but for organizers he will write a 10 page obituary

Amisha Patel’s passing is a profound loss to me and to the city of Chicago. Not only was she a dear friend, but she was also a passionate and powerful advocate for our communities. Amisha dedicated herself to lifting up the voices of our residents, especially through her commitment to empowering youth organizers. She was invaluable to me in her capacity as Senior Advisor to my Mayoral Transition committee and our administration’s continued efforts to create a more equitable, accessible, safer city for all Chicagoans. It’s an honor and a privilege to help further this shared goal in her honor. As the co-founder of United Working Families and former Executive Director of Grassroots Collaborative, Amisha will be remembered for her dedication to our communities and for her tireless work in building a movement that will inspire generations of Chicagoans to come. My heart goes out to her wife, Neena, her two children and the entire Chicago community as we grieve the loss of such an extraordinary leader and friend.

@ArynneWexler Hopefully greyhound

Spirit shutting down is a disaster for us all Those customers have to go somewhere

@cshimala Who is going to make all the lattes while the baristas of chicago are out asking for six figure salaries for pouring coffee

Reflections of resistance. International Workers' Day (May Day) March in Chicago. ✊ #mayday #InternationalWorkersDay