Eric the Snowflake Miner

Did you know every MAGA influencer is in a group chat with people close to the administration where they’re regularly given scripts? They also have a website to sign up for influence campaigns that they never disclose. They’re making bank off of lying to you.

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@atrupar Did Trump's mom drop him in a vat of stupid?!?

Trump: "I look at these beautiful little babies and they get a vat, like a big glass, of stuff pumped into their bodies. I think it's a very negative thing to do. I would love to see much smaller shots, like four visits to the doctor. And I think you would have a much better result with the autism."

@JonBaiano1 @thatchicagoguyy @travisakers @Bubblebathgirl @LangmanVince Imagine if the xeet had required him to use Melania…

@thatchicagoguyy @travisakers @Bubblebathgirl @LangmanVince I think he meant to say they’re going to be $2 higher by this time next month. Damn spelled check screwed it up

Hey, @Bubblebathgirl, I bookmarked this. Any updates?

When you see clips of people celebrating in Hungary after corrupt Orban is gone, realize that Trump, Vance and Rubio did everything they could to keep those celebrations from happening so Putin’s puppet could remain in power.

@atrupar He talked about a knock on the door. Probably thinks it is called Fort Knocks.

@trumpcrazyaf @atrupar No, just a shark…

@atrupar Is there a giraffe or an elephant in Fort Knox Only trump can tell

ATTKISSON: What happened to the audit of Fort Knox? TRUMP: Which one are you talking about? ATTKISSON: You and Elon Musk talked about auditing the gold TRUMP: We wanted to go knock on the door and see whether or not we have any gold in there. We played with that. I wonder if they left the gold in Fort Knox, because they steal a lot. I do want to go to Fort Knox sometime

JUST IN: DEPARTMENT OF WAR RELEASES PHOTO OF ALIEN

How am I supposed to make satire when headlines like this are real 😭

Elon Musk has made $500 billion since Trump took office. Elon wants to eliminate Social Security because it pays out $500 Billion a year. He says YOUR money is an entitlement that you're not entitled to. This is what Maga voted for.

It’s literally God’s oldest rule not to do this.

At midnite last nite DJT shared an old video clip of a New Mexico supporter saying this: "I've come to a place where I've come to the conclusion that the only good Democrat is a dead Democrat" But don't worry, y'all. If he really meant it he woulda written it out in seashells.

@ImBreckWorsham The neck is a hickey from Jesse Watters. Now you know.

Trump gets distracted and tells the audience at his Mother's Day event to buy Dell computers: "Go out and buy a Dell! They're great."

"Trump recently became frustrated with Makary for not moving fast enough to approve flavored vapes and other nicotine products. Makary refused to authorize blueberry and mango vape flavors from LA manufacturer Glas, worried that fruit flavors would encourage youth vaping. After the pressure from Trump, he reversed course and authorized the flavors." wsj.com/health/healthc…

Trump: "We had a big victory today in Virginia. And we have a lot of victories. But the victory in Iraq was really great."

The U.S. Treasury will likely have borrowed more than $2 trillion by the end of the fiscal year—a figure described as “beyond scary” by budget hawks. bit.ly/3OLMra4

@theliamnissan @bennyjohnson It's always a good time to remind the world Benny Johnson is a russian whore.

@JDVance Two of the biggest Medicaid fraud cases: Republican Senator Rick Scott, largest healthcare fraud settlement in history at the time, recovered $1.7 billion Florida Republican State Senator Don Gaetz (yes, that's his dad), largest Hospice fraud case ever, stole ~$1.1 billion

The Trump admin: