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It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed; the teeth acquire stains; the stains become a warning. 1/4

@kaslinfields Happy Google-verdant! Googles lucky to have an amazing human like you as part of the team 🎉🎉🎉

Today is my 3-year Google-versary! I've officially worked at Google longer than anywhere else. (Though it really doesn't feel like it.) I'm still impressed every day by the amazing people and technology I get to work with. ❤️

@pilatesdev @hashnode Forget that dude, you’re going to kick ass AND be pretty while doing it. I count that as the real win. 💪

woke up today to a horribly sexist comment on my @hashnode blog post if you’re wondering why women leave the tech industry, it’s because of toxicity like this:

OH: "this because banana" #seattlecoffeeops #hamnerds #devops #sre

@sunnydeveloper I’m rather fond of SeaGLs Patch

@tecnobrat Luckily I was already home! Just a quick change later and we’re best buds again

@sntxrr OMG how quickly did you get back home?

me: takes dog out for a pee break, solo, away from the other dogs also me: sits down to take short sit break also also me: what is the warm liquid feeling I'm feeling on my OH $DIETY thanks dog. I'm glad you did your business. I'm NOT glad you did it ON ME #yuck

@BernardOfKRoad am comfy, thanks for asking

my peeps lift me up @seacoffeeops @PDXCoffeeOps <3 <3 <3 Thank you for always being awesome #coffeeopsfriends

ARGG.. YELLING ABOUT FRUSTRATING STUFFFFFFF #vaguetweeting

@wholemilk @juliepagano @pdxdevops I’m sorry I missed it, I’d love to get the cliff notes

#sorrynotsorry #nowhiteboardinterviews #devops #sre #coffeeops

@caito_200_OK @seacoffeeops @PDXCoffeeOps MY PEEPS!

"Don't stop being awesome" well fine, but only because @sntxrr said so. And here's your weekly reminder to find a community that makes "i'm barely awake on a Friday morning in 2022" feel like "Saturday night in your 20s" @seacoffeeops @PDXCoffeeOps

@wholemilk I’ve taken advantage of those a number of times and driven down my debt load. Gimme dat free monies!

@mlewis Looking sharp! Happy Anniversary!

@brittanydionigi That’s it, friendship with @brittanydionigi ended, friendship with #waffles started! 💔

EL7 --> EL8 --> Rocky ?? (because I'm clearly insane... duh)

@wholemilk Who are you and what have you done with my friend?! 😊

@wholemilk awesome! way to go 🏃

@sntxrr Aww omg Don thank you this made my DAY 💥🔥👏🏻🤩 you ROCK and I miss you too friend!!

I hear @caito_200_OK likes sharks, scorpions and memes and CoffeeOps, so this tweet contains all of those. Miss you friend! <3