Samantha Nugent

Chappell Roan is a great Halloween costume cuz you can cancel last minute #Iloveher

@NYCTBus @NYCMayor I have emailed before when late night buses have failed to arrive, or arrived an hour late, or drove right past my bus stop and gotten no response.

@snuge007 @NYCMayor Hello, what bus stop are you waiting at and what route is this on? ^RS

@MTA new rule: if the bus is late the fare is free. Historic fare hikes, and I’m waiting at the first stop 30+ minutes after it is supposed to have arrived @NYCMayor worse every year.

261st express bus, I have watched four “not in service” express buses drive by.

Damn! Thanks Ma’am, no ham, knows Haim, this time, manhands slams hand in a jam, says Sam.

Objects that look identical but serve opposite functions are bound to be confused. For example: the gas and break pedals

Dads vs. crab grass...an epic saga

I’ve never been less pregnant than I am right now...which is good news and bad news.

My favorite Quarantino movie is Pulp Fiction, but it’s hard to choose!

Do we cheer at 7pm or 8pm??? Just tryna get my schedule straight and I am getting mixed signals

Beauty insider tip: Try lipstick on your nipple first to see if the color works for you! 💄💋

Can’t wait to meet all you new SINGLES once this quarantine is over!!! 😝😜😋😚😉 #quarantinecouples

I never really figured out what blu-ray was

Swimsuit models: where do you put your labias?????

How do you “get this bread” if you are gluten free?

Hey guys! This is my super easy 32-step plan for surviving #coronapocalypse #Covid_19

Conspiracy: Coronavirus is just a passive aggressive way for the government to tell us to wash our hands more

What if instead of washing our hands, we just cut them off? Take that COVID-19! #ScienceMatters #coronavirusnewyork

I made a meme with the help of @Misha628

You ever wake up in a bad mood even the wind is irritating...im like “Really, wind? Really? Srsly stop, I’ve had enough.” 🙄 The audacity