Steve Issa

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ترامب: «افتحوا مضيق هرمز!» الهند: «هل هو مُغلق؟» باكستان: «مُغلق؟» روسيا: «غريب…» جنوب أفريقيا: «مفتوح طبعًا» فرنسا: «لا يبدو كذلك…» الصين: «مفتوح… لقد مررنا للتو! 🚢😏» ترامب: 🙁

TRUMP'S STRAIT OF HORMUZ TIMELINE: TRUMP: US Navy will escort oil tankers. TRUMP: Help me to open the strait. TRUMP: We don’t need any help. TRUMP: We don’t use the strait. TRUMP: We don’t need it. Trump: we can easily OPEN THE HORMUZ STRAIT. TRUMP TODAY: OPEN THE STRAIT.

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran says the next phase of its attacks on the US and Israel will be much more forceful.

The president’s tantrum did not have the desired effect on the markets. trib.al/kt90n5O

What actually happens tomorrow at 8pm eastern when Iran doesn't do anything that Trump wants.

33% or 1 in 3 U.S. adults (ages 18–34) now live @ 🏡 w/ their parents.

Is anyone else happy that this idiot isn't relevant any more?

@RodKahx lobsters

Peter Thiel & Epstein on Brexit: ‘Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.’

@SpencerHakimian 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮

JUST IN: Trump gives Iran their 8th last final chance. This time, he means business. 👊🏽 🇺🇸 🔥

One month after starting the war in Iran, this is the statement of the President of the United States on Easter Sunday. These are the ravings of a dangerous and mentally unbalanced individual. Congress has got to act NOW. End this war.

UPDATED 🚨 🌑 Mar 22: “Open Hormuz in 48 hrs!” 🌓 Mar 26: “Open Hormuz in 5 days!” 🌔 Mar 27: “Open Hormuz in 10 days!” 🌕 Apr 4: “Open Hormuz in 48 hrs!” 🌒 Apr 5: “Open Hormuz by Tuesday!” 🌖 Apr 7: “Open fuckin’ strait by Tue!” 🌓 April 7: “Open Hormuz by Wednesday”

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇪🇺 European allies are losing hope of keeping the United States in NATO.

Air Canada already started adding fuel surcharges

this guy is a joke

This may come as a shock but gold is more correlated to real yields than USD

@unusual_whales Fuck off Jamie

JPMorgan's Dimon: Obviously, gas prices going up going to hurt people a little bit, but they still have money to spend and they still have jobs… I hear people say they were not imminent threat. These people have been doing something bad for 47 years. These are bad people that needed to be stopped.

These are the Twitter/X accounts with the most engagement so far in 2026. I suppose I had some intuition for how bad it was, but jeez, this is what you get when the ecosystem is broken.

Whatever happened to Donald’s Board of Peace? 🙄