flour flower

mathematicians like to make their life hard for no reason

@NeeelsAbel murmuure ✅

@lakeeater dumbass word

The good(?) news is this has been a problem with mysticism since it was first invented

42 Dugg: ”Fore I go broke like Joc” Joc:

legalise all drugs except weed

i used to be a quadruple amputee but i grew as a person

@muttsmikkelsen happy bir

terrible fortune

@YungStinker beast mode

??

abs are not real and cutting is a myth made up by the government #eternalbulk

how do i microdose this

@__snowingcat truth

NEVER warm up NEVER stretch NEVER do cardio Just walk in and pick up the heaviest thing possible and then leave

@tuskposting they are looksmatched

sorry normgroid this is real life, the chopped chud gets the foid

i am biggie smalls reincarnated

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] GOOD LUCK [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

april fools

@spongebobkissme beast mode

I have my cookies i have my milk oh its gamer time

@_aliiive no #choppednation

i need eyebrow, lip, belly button, nostril, and ear lobe piercings, then tattoos everwhere on my body, hair done every 2 months, ffs, laser, and bottom surgery then ill finally turn my webcam on in online classes