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@PantsToTravel @SteveOnSpeed People can retire on $1 million. They have to choose where to.live carefully and live a modest life. Most people want to travel and have luxury. That's going to cost another million a least.

@SteveOnSpeed 90% Sure, of course But in the USA it really isn’t much more than an “I don’t have to worry as much about bills anymore” type of money You still need to make money No one is retiring on a million now, that barely buys a decent house

Don’t let anyone fool you: $1,000,000 is life-changing money for 90% of the world’s population. The “$1M is nothing” crowd is made up of under-achievers living in their parent’s basement who will never have anywhere near a mil.

@kat_maryb It's like no one has anywhere to be. They just drive around out like they have all the time in the world.

Real talk Slow drivers, I’m genuinely trying to understand. Why crawl under the speed limit with a line of cars stacked behind you and nothing but an empty road ahead? It’s like you’re unaware of the entire world around you. If you’re not in a rush, that’s okay—just move over and let the rest of us go. I am begging at this point. Anyone else?

@S_U_Network For the ten year stretch Tiger. For the career, Jack. The Tiger slam is the greatest feet in sports history and will never be accomplished again.

True or False: Tiger Woods is a better golfer than Jack Nicklaus.

@StacksOnStackj @S_U_Network I stood in line at msg for 10 hours as a 17 year old and lost my job for finals tickets in 1991 just to see them choke against the Bulls. Charles Smith, damn you!

@S_U_Network I was a Knicks fan for a season back in 95 because I pulled a Knicks super team card from Stadium Club. When Patrick Ewing bricked that lay-up, I was there to understand the angst of the entire Knicks fan base.

True or False: You rank Patrick Ewing higher than Dwight Howard among the greatest players in NBA history.

@S_U_Network I'm a Knicks fan and was a Georgetown fan when he was there, but I can't put Ewing over Dwight Howard.

@yo Yeah, would have been an awesome episode of The Office

No, your employees don’t want to go to an escape room Just go to a bar and open a tab

@SydneyLWatson Many were condescending. Good riddance.

WHERE ARE THE JAPANESE ON MY FEED? BRING THEM BACK!

@ThrillaRilla369 Help yes. Total responsibility, no.

Be honest… do you think it’s your responsibility to take care of your parents?

@barstoolsports Love the free society

The UK Is Banning Cigarettes. Permanently. People Born 2009 Or Later Will Never Be Allowed To Legally Purchase Tobacco s.barstool.link/c/article-3568…

@BullyEsq @mondoggg Agree. Your kid will realize what you do for your family in time

@mondoggg Kids just say shit. You’re doing a great job. Keep showing up and providing. Brother, you’re doing great. That kid loves you more than life itself.

My son told my wife today that he doesn’t love me because I don’t spend as much time with him as she does. I’m the sole income earner in our family of four and try to never work between 5pm and his bed time, and walk him to school every morning. What’s even the point of working this hard if your kids don’t even like you.

@FPL_Stonks @barstoolsports You don't have a clue

@barstoolsports If you think this is going to stop football supporters from walking in masses on the highway and blocking oncoming traffic America’s got another thing coming lol

Europeans Are Losing Their Minds About the Inability To Walk to MetLife Stadium for the World Cup s.barstool.link/c/article-3568…

@Falcons_Fantasy There weren't just rings. Beating the GOAT twice.

Hot take: Matt Ryan was a better QB than Eli Manning… people just worship rings. Agree or nah? 👀

@bowtiedmeathead I'm 51 and have pics of birthdays with like 15 kids at a bowling alley or backyard. Weren't as expensive as top golf or d&b but bigger parties when a young kid was common.

My 12 yr old son went to a bday party the other day for one of his friends in the neighborhood. The party was at Top Golf. About 25 kids give or take. They rented out 4 bays. Tons of food. Everyone had a great time. The previous week he went to a kids party at Dave and Busters. Same deal about 20 kids or so. Maybe I’m a bit old school (and cheap lol) but we never threw a big group friend’s party like that for the kids. We always told them they can invite 3-4 of their friends and we’ll take them out somewhere or we would have the entire family come over for cake and ice cream. Now you got parents out doing one another on these elaborate and expensive bday parties. Maybe it’s just my generation (I’m 46) with everyone trying to be an overachiever, but if you ask me it’s a bit excessive and over the top.

@ThrillaRilla369 $15

You're eating out and the bill is $74 - what are you tipping? Be honest, I'm trying to prove a point.

@emilyjuniper_ Depends who is using the term. From an insane lefty? No

Does being called a racist bother you?

@courtneyknill Great for kids, not for adults.

tbh I think it’s weird that some couples don’t share location with one another

@ThrillaRilla369 Current, 10 1/2 years

What’s the longest amount of time you’ve worked for 1 employer?

@EERSNATION Big East opener in basketball to Georgetown at home against Allen Iverson. Up 11 with one minute left is my memory. Gave up a 4 point play for them to tie and go to overtime and lose.

What loss still bothers you as a WVU fan? 😤 No explanation needed.

@eevblog Hmmmmmm, there are 350 million of us. Not bloody likely.

Americans, if you could stop using the word gas to mean petrol, that would be great, thanks.

@AmazonMGMStudio @PrimeVideo @LightWorkers @watchonwonder Beautifully shot

Behind the scenes of bringing #HouseOfDavid to life.