Junkman
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Junkman
@socialjunkman
Whatever it is, I'm against it. Besides God, family, and country. Let's make America great again.
Katılım Mayıs 2024
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@socialjunkman @TheRabbitHole You will make money by pleasing the patriarchy.
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@AutismCapital Reminds me of that one famous Team America speech about phallics and orifices
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@GuntherEagleman A successful starship mission will put him over probably.
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🚨KALSHI has Elon Musk’s odds of becoming a TRILLIONAIRE this year now at 87%!
While the radical left screams about “billionaires” and pushes their socialist grift, Elon is out here building rockets, AI, EVs, robots, and the future of humanity at lightspeed!
He earned it! LFG!
Kalshi@Kalshi
BREAKING: Elon Musk’s odds of becoming a trillionaire this year hits 87% — a record high.
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Powering one of the world’s brightest entertainment lasers via Cybertruck bed outlets
Outputting 500 watts for 11 mile beams
😈 Xavier ✞@RealXavier011
Dear @elonmusk what is this on the cyber truck
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@BasilianThought Pretty sure trans women are the leading cause of trans women deaths. Maybe it's reminding itself?
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0 soul. Japanese will win this. I believe
CIX 🦾@cixliv
You guys aren't going to believe this (I had to double check it was real). Unitree has made an actual mecha like Gundam, the GD01.
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GIGGLE V TICKLE APPEAL DECISION
FRIDAY MAY 15, 2PM AEST
Federal Court, Sydney
Live streamed
gigglecrowdfund.com 🩷

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fine dinning etiquette might be the stupidest thing humans have ever invented
Mac 🍃@ihymacc
Etiquette expert demonstrates how the Queen would eat a banana
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@GossipWithLora @bennynotblanco Their job was also eating dinner with people and influencing their world. This was invented to make the meal more focused on conversation and not distracting with the eating.
Now we have muck banging which is the worst thing in the world.
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Fine dining etiquette was literally just invented by old European elites as a classist tool. If I use the slightly smaller fork to eat a leaf, I’m an uncultured peasant? They invented 45 imaginary rules for chewing just to feel superior to regular people. Elitism is such a ridiculous concept.
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No city is clean enough to do this
Ezzy@ezzyskii
Honestly it’s a flex that your cities are clean enough to do this
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@WallStreetMav Exactly! The ones that will pay are the ones that can't afford to leave the city.
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@TiffanyFong Now that's what I call a dirty soda... Dirty dirty soda.
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@AutismCapital And also one side of the story. Innocent until proven guilty...
Keep making jokes!
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"Derrr I'm living the male fantasy and being forced into sexual submission by my hot corporate psycho bitch boss and I'm going to cry about it like a whiny he-bitch and ruin it for every man in the future forever derrrr"

Daily Mail@DailyMail
Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning married male broker into her office sex slave: Viagra spiking and litany of obscene forced acts that made him cry trib.al/BiXXCM0
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@SovEconomy @MTSlive Or... You know... Start a nation. History has done it before.
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@MTSlive Expansionism in space should be for the nation, not for a private corporation to own. This is setting us up for serious problems if the American government doesn’t solve this issue.
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