Wait, what?

I would absolutely subscribe to an Elie-Mystal-cusses-at-video-games-and-trashes-SCOTUS channel.

I’m not a puppet Elon.. I’m a daughter of two immigrant parents that had to work their ass off to provide for me! I’m a product of welfare, I’m a product of section 8, I’m a product of poverty and I’m a product of what happens when the system is set up against you….But you don’t know nothing about that. You don’t know not one thing about the American struggle…. PS fix my algorithm

THE DOG😭😭💀

Holy Smokes, the Marsh Family has put out this parody song about J.D. Vance and not only is it catchy but it hits the nail on the head… “Anti Trump a few years ago,  Called him out as a ‘Hitler’ show.  Now you’re playing his sidekick,   Kissing Donald’s ring” I watched it 70 times.  @MarshSongs

This dude‼ 👇

My group of undecided voters are moving away from Trump as he gets more and more vicious towards Biden. They complain that this sounds like a senior citizen bingo hall argument.

FACT CHECK Trump: “Biden is a very bad Palestinian.” TRUE: Biden is far too alive to be a Palestinian.

Ok here's a concept: Wife Swap but with municipal budgets. librarians get cop budgets for a year and we see what can be done

Today's newsletter is the story of how Prabhakar Raghavan, Google's former head of ads - led a coup so that he could run Google Search, and how an email chain from 2019 began a cascade of events that would lead to him running it into the ground. wheresyoured.at/the-men-who-ki…

An Idaho state Senator got into argument with an AI porn spambot. The future has arrived

Here's William Jones who authored the 1864 Arizona abortion bill. Some fun facts: He abandoned his first wife and their children in Missouri. His second wife was a 12 year old Mexican girl. He abducted her and after a complaint submitted his resignation to President Buchanan before he was fired. In 1864 (age 49) he married his 3rd wife, a 15 year old girl he abandoned in 1865 when he moved to Hawaii. This is the guy who wrote the law that millions of Arizona women will be forced to obey. His life is a series of grifts, and he was known for being a "pursuer of nubile females". en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._Claude…

@ElieNYC Apparently it hits different out there. x.com/matthewcappucc…

Dear California… how the FUCK do you live like this? #earthquake

I don’t think Biden showed up for the State of the Union address because that’s CLEARLY DARK BRANDON! #SOTU2024

Four years ago today President Trump was justifying not letting people off a cruise ship because he didn’t want covid cases to go up

I give up

WHAT

New York to Trump: You’re Fired.

I can’t compete with this

@BradCole Are you drop shipping coffee mugs?

I guess I’m doing this