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In order to put in the local top on exploits I'm very proud to announce I’ve joined @zenith256 as BD Lead. Been in the space since 2017 and all I've ever wanted to do career-wise is contribute in the most +EV way possible. Exploits are at ATHs and Zenith provides quick audit turnaround working with the most cracked hackers and researchers in crypto. Beyond excited to help make this industry safer for all of us. DMs open!!!

@pappageorge They got fire food tho 😮‍💨

@socrypt nearly had a larry david crashout when my girl dragged me here last week

Went on a lunch date with a girl in nyc and I paid $40 for this meal. She insisted this is normal and thay my frustration at the price indicated I was either poor or european. She's from Oklahoma and makes 60k a year.

Tweeting an absolutely fabircated scenario for engagement

@lilbaby_fan Goated spot

@socrypt Bar Oliver pilled

@dapmeupfam half?

@socrypt well wait aren't you euro?

Can’t believe this is my life

We will simply return to cable television

aha jtx.com/ref/socrypt

Turned on an old phone today. What's this?

@ihatecodee King

The first celebration I’m doing this year when I can walk fully independent without the need for someone near me in case I fall is grabbing coffee with all of the friends I haven’t seen in years and stacking sats to celebrate. Hell yes

@dwr @Fitchinverse

We're hiring a few more people for our go-to-market team at Tempo. If you have a track record of *closing* deals and want to sell stablecoins, happy to chat. Strong bias for folks in NY or SF, but open to exceptional people anywhere. Send me a DM with your LinkedIn.

@Fitchinverse Wishing the best for you Fitch! Whatever it ends up being you're gonna kill it king

Hey friends, I wish I had a more pleasant update for my first recent post, but my time at Parallel has come to an end. Almost six years... What a ride it’s been. I wrote out a version of this where I tagged individuals before it got extremely long, and before I realized that really everyone that has been part of Parallel, from both the team and community, has meant something to me. We did some really cool things together, and there was much more I wanted to do, but it’s time to move on now. I’m very thankful for you all and we will of course remain friends and connected in years to come. As to what’s next - I’d love to chat. I’ve got experience driving major partnerships, working with top influencers, predicting trends, and generating millions of dollars in business while innovating on and off chain. Been doing this for nearly 10 years now and have a deep network. If you have open full time or advisory roles or know of someone who does drop a comment or DM. Specifically looking for BD/Strategy/Growth. You can reach me here or on telegram @ inversefitch if you want to connect Cheers //

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@ExaltedFoks @coldhealing when i hear "hinge date" i consider every girl i've dated via hinge (no matter for how long) as "hinge date"

@coldhealing how much could they really know from one hinge date?

I think it's funny and sad how people go on one Hinge date and after it doesn't turn into love there's just a random person walking around their city who they know a lot about but never speak to

Having over 10 followers on Spotify is at least 100 bodies

@DeeZe doesn't matter how big the population, it all comes down to depth of pedigree

Nothing to be proud of with USA soccer We lost to fucking Belgium 350 million people and we can’t find 11 to beat a country that has as many people in it as NYC