Eoghan

I’m actually never gonna see my country go to the World Cup

My ranking: 1. Magic in the air 2. Wavin flag 3. Hayya Hayya 4. Colours 5. We are the champions 6. Waka Waka 7. The cup of life 8. Dreamer 9. La La La 10. Tukoh Taka

This is an objectively terrible ranking

Kid next to me on the bus is vaping. FML

@Ladynezereth Happy birthday

Um what is all this?

@simplemellie Thanks

@sodbodd Happy birthday!

Hey look. Balloons!

Decided to move to @EoghanIsLazy because of really low engagement for the past few months

How it feels to like a political tweet with an awful like to comment ratio without checking the replies

So we’re just not supposed to call this goonbait??😭😭

@maybeltr My granny lives almost 2 hours away (in Ireland) and my mum visits her at least twice a month. Where did you get these statistics

British people are like, "Haven't seen my parents in 2 years cause they are a 2-hour drive away."

@TheN0ticer88 @HaileyFlemx @Whu199 Won’t bring back that Quentin bloke

@HaileyFlemx @Whu199 I agree in fairness. I love seeing Antifa get their arse handed to them in Manchester.

@Joshuaengland97 @RaghallaighJ You’ve got a premier league club to run mate get off this app

@RaghallaighJ Irish be like. "We wuz victims too" "800 years of oppression" "More blacks more dogs more Irish" "We built America" *Regurgitates the same Bobby Sands quote*

I love Ulster and I love Ireland and I fucking hate the english too. Up this ruggers shite

@orlacsm I’m sure he’d understand

@sodbodd my dad follows me

if you could do a poll that everyone in the whole word had to answer, what would you ask?

@flowlikehyo “Irish kpop stans”

irish kpop stans desperate for years for some sort of kpop concert to happen in ireland just for kpop forever tribute to come along and wreak absolute havoc in belfast we might be the most unserious country in the entire world actually

@anon66012255121 @UK_murph @cfdownes_ 1/10 ragebait

@UK_murph @cfdownes_ 4 kids and a wife?! I'd trade everything I have for that, that's what real wealth looks like.

The best propaganda we have is literally just showing people what this country used to be like.

@flamencotears You like Aussie guys

@Waters_Jamie @danxcix Insane reach.

@danxcix The kind of guy who cheers for the Pakistani rape gangs

The fucking dregs of society who live nowhere near here coming to our city to intimidate our communities. Just fuck off

@SportsFanCliff @Taj_Ali1 Siding with the murderers?

Two teenagers have been detained for life for the racist murder of Kamran Rasool Aman. They stabbed the father-of-two in the heart and hurled racist abuse as they left him to die outside his mother’s home.