Sofia

Update: wore a pretty dress in another country

i’m always saying this

when the pharmacist asks your date of birth and today is your date of birth

When he's crying in my arms and I see a bald spot on the top of his head

just in case zero to hero from hercules comes on

Sorry, you can’t parallel park your Escalade maybe don’t drive such a stupid fucking car

at the bar googling shit like “how to stay strong & let go”

When people tell me they like my vibe I can immediately tell they are a horrible judge of character

I do feel as though if Jeff Buckley were alive and closer to my age that I would have been his lover that should have come over

Need men to just start telling me they are gay when they break up w me

Had my first day at my non-remote job!How do I get a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

@DefiyantlyFree @Alex_Bruce_ @Alex_Bruce_ do you know how many cases of r*pe and incestuous relationships go undocumented due to a women fearing for their safety? Also, I was in your group when assigned Orwell’s books in English class and can say with certainty you have no idea what his work calls out.

@bellamayaross Guess my get home safe didn’t work

of course the shadowy figure coming towards me as i walk home alone in the dark would end up being a guy dressed as michael myers

not at the same time cause they're brothers but they can take turns on me every 5 minutes while the other waits outside the door

I so badly wish I had pictures from my airplane themed second birthday on 9/16/2001

gm

Since the day I first tried buffalo chicken, there hasn’t been a day I haven’t wanted it.

I want buffalo chicken every single day of my life

No one understands how badly I want to find a live kitten in my engine and then uproot my whole day caring for the kitten and making it a part of my family