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@BKeefeBurner @unclejimbo21 Nah look at her right foot hovering. She’s unsteady af there I bet.

@unclejimbo21 x.com/orioles/status… She was fine like 30 minutes ago and made the orioles twitter 😭😭😭

BRO GET THIS CAF WHOS YAKKING EVERYWHERE OUT OF THE YARD

@natennir @CraigMish No, they hate you for some weird reason because you’re not in Dade or Broward

@CraigMish will the xfinity one work in palm beach

Marlins announce the TV channels Marlins games will air this season. If you subscribe to any of these services - you are set. If not (YouTube) you can purchase the season pkg for $99 at Marlins.TV and it also comes with 2 free tickets to any game in April.

@Rachel__Nichols @hottakeharry @joonlee Kind of weird to not mention that the Boston Red Sox weren’t John Henry’s first foray into baseball ownership. Kind of falls on deaf ears for Marlins, Pirates and Athletics fans who’ve been dealing with this for decades.

This is excellent @joonlee and worth a watch for every sports fan.

@TimothyGaffney2 @flasportsbuzz Actually tho, what is it with this organization and refusing to recognize the county where most of the fans came from?

@flasportsbuzz Comcast in Palm Beach County included with Dade and Broward?

Per source, MLB so far has formal deals for three cable operators to carry Marlins games: Comcast (many homes in Dade/Broward); Charter Spectrum (some homes on Miami Beach) and Cox (homes in Pensacola, Fort Walton Beach, Gainesville, Ocala, Crestview, Destin, Gulf Breeze; parts of Okaloosa, Escambia, Alachun & Marion counties). More deals expected, including with DirecTV

@DrCamRx He’s been though hell with his knees and back. I don’t begrudge him using HGH.

There are two certainties in life: 1) Tiger Woods is 50 years old. 2) Testosterone is a helluva drug.

@VacksceneGaming If you unironically have a textured fringe or comb-over haircut, I’m not taking you seriously 😆

LOLOLOL What a fucking joke

@BoringBiz_ I don’t really understand the shock. A rudimentary amount of research and I knew this before I left school. Like this is well known about IB.

This actually resonated with me a ton because it is also the exact reason I decided banking was not for me Vividly remember, it was 10:30 pm the night before a major holiday. Every single person in the office was still there, including my MDs and VPs One MD was missing a family get together to be there. Another VP had just had a kid with his wife a few months ago. They were all still working away at the office at that hour, putting together a deck that the client was likely going to spend less than a few minutes on I looked around and simply thought that I didn’t want that to be me in 15 years Not saying it is good or bad, but it’s certainly not the lifestyle for everybody

@analogue Available 20 days ago

Analogue Pocket & Analogue Dock - restock. A tribute to portable gaming. Out of the box, Pocket is compatible with the 2,780+ Game Boy, Game Boy Color & Game Boy Advance game cartridge library and more. Available March 4th, 8am PST. Ships June 2026.

@finswinlegacy @PER4ORM I think we kinda know that now

If I’m @PER4ORM, I’m dedicating my life to root for Tua’s absolute downfall and hope he sucks absolute dog shit the rest of his life. That way he can let everyone know Tua is dogshit without Nick as his trainer and looked respectable when he had Nick.

@collision And is answering every question about pricing with “we don’t know.”

United built the product that everyone who has every been on an airplane has wanted!

@MarcHochman My God man, you need help

My yearly #NationalCheesesteakDay reminder: If you’re not slathering your cheesesteak in ketchup, you are not doing it right. This is all based on research and facts. Not up for debate.

@NFL_DOINKS @FootballCravee @Browns This is weirdly specific, and yet I’m not in disagreement?

@FootballCravee We already have an NFL that sucks and smells like a wet cardboard box that used to house turtles.. ( @Browns ) We don’t need more.

Roger Goodell is in New Delhi today to discuss adding India to the NFL’s international series.

@ribzoftiktok Yeah…when a New York Italian-American is about to teach you how to do something and throws in one of their seven words they know in Italian….you know it’s going to be wrong.

Guess I've been burning mine all along 😬

@QBCoachMcEvoy @GhostOfAdamGase @MiamiDolphins lol imagine going back to 2023 and telling yourself that in three years this will be your QB1 and WR1

Great start to Week 2 down in Jacksonville.. Malik Willis 🤝 Jalen Tolbert 🐬🐬

@flasportsbuzz I don’t understand. They know that we know those tickets will be $4 on SeatGeek soon enough. Why even go through the motions? Are we just trying to give someone a marketing job?

Marlins giving away tickets to 2 games if you buy a full season streaming package. We'll know late this week what Comcast & DirecTV and others plan to charge if you instead opt to purchase a package of Marlins games, on a stand-alone channel, through those 2 providers & others.

@Cvidal_ @JonHeyman @JimSalisbury215 Nah you’re just a casual

@JonHeyman @JimSalisbury215 Atlanta is by far the worst airport in America

Kudos to the Tampa airport, still the best airport in the United States. No wait whatsoever. Worst airports: Newark, Phoenix, Miami. (I am not including Philly this time on the recommendation of @JimSalisbury215)

@eric_hz143 This interaction added 45 minutes to the wait

Lmao I love how this guy was probably terribly exhausted and he still made you look like an idiot

@MarcHochman Jesus

Am I the only person who didn’t think Project Hail Mary was very good? Was like a Temu version of The Martian imo.

@coleadamss It looks like a mega church that was converted from a mall

Fun fact: High Point plays in a genuine palace

@lindsay_rhodes That’s a sign of good character, Lindsay. He’s embracing the mountain that he’ll never be able to summit.

My 11 yr old son, who lives in LA, has- completely arbitrarily- decided to be a Jets fan. With all options on the table, I have tried to steer him in other directions. (No offense?) He just said, while watching BUF/JAX, "It must be nice to have a good team." Bro... you could.