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@softbluelizard

Naive blue 🦎 adventurer with a heart of gold. Retired FF14 gposer. Might resub in 8.0. I don't understand Japanese. I use DeepL. / 日本語は分からない。DeepLを使っています。

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"Is this really what good adventurers wear? Because..." "Of course." "...You didn't give me any underwear." "Trust me, babe, all the other adventurers will be jealous." "If it'll make me a better adventurer..." "C'mon babe, let's go show you off some more~" "Okay!"
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@IDF_ted Is that really what most amber alerts are these days? Thirdies fighting over their spawn?
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IDF Dog Trainer@IDF_ted·
Can I opt out of amber alerts i really dont give a shit about Guatemalan custody disputes
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@nyaraVT "Terrified" I am laughing my ass off that one of the biggest cunts out there has at least a fleeting chance of getting what he deserves, and absolutely loving watching him squeal and shit himself over it. Idk why I'd be scared of a retarded rich pedophile Californian Turk.
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HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·
I am the fearsome Minotaur, a clinically depressed twenty three year old girls’ DMs my labyrinth
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PmAmTraveller@pmamtraveller·
"...And Stay Down!" by artist Charles Keegan
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レイランのサブ2@reiran00383246·
FGO 源頼光 体育服
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SkinwalkerActual@nw_wolfrunner·
If you've ever helped empty out a boomers garage you know "we were just smart with our money and didn't buy tons of bullshit" is a bald faced lie.
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@arleboo So then turn off the ac when it snows, then turn it back on when the heat comes back...? Are you dense?
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Murin@Lalafell_Murin·
Walk by.
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@TheUnaButters It's absolutely insane what bs the Europeans will come up with and the lies they will believe to try to convince themselves that they don't live in a regressive hellscape.
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@BoatyDaBoat I want so many people to be deported that I never have to press 1 for English or see a bilingual sign ever again.
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Super Trucker Bill@BoatyDaBoat·
If you cannot understand a three letter English word you should not be driving on American roads. Flying J I70 middle of Missouri
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i read a theory that ww2 was secretly a massive satanic blood sacrifice ritual to call forth countless demons into the world and that the baby boom was the result of those demons needing bodies to be born into every time i see boomer behavior like this i believe it a little more
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My dad: yeah I’m gonna sell my F150, it’s a good truck but I want a different color. Me: you mentioned that the transmission was going out? Were you gonna get that fixed before you sell it? Dad: *visibly frustrated and annoyed now* Did I tell you about that? Boomers

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i automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise and then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me
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