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my girl said yesterday “some cats love popcorn and its very safe for them to eat” and i cant stop repeating some cats love popcorn and its very safe for them to eat to myself

@homewardnotes every other way just feels like clutter mentally and physically

@softlarksong The only way to live, really

this is so important to me

commodity milk orchid is sooooo disappointing it smells like bath and body works candle :-/

@freebootaCap @fillefoux Being sexually active with only your spouse decreases it to nearly 0

@softlarksong @fillefoux

very important to marry a man who loves eating pussy has a goofy sense of humor and acknowledges your domestic labor

my knees and hands and ears and nose just told me about how they would like to be kissed 🙄 they never quiet down

@freebootaCap @fillefoux only if they have HPV

@fillefoux Disgusting. Women will increase men’s likelihood of dying from throat cancer so long as their meat flaps get slobbered on.

those capable of devotional love make the world brighter and more beautiful for it

I re-sheltered myself accidentally. When I was younger friends would tell me the most scandalous things & I wouldn’t be fazed. Now I get culture shock when people mention sleeping in the same bed as their bf. Not judgment AT ALL but actual culture shock. I’ve made myself a square

im taking a sticky dates bubble bath and booking acupuncturist appointment and going to have pasta for dinner #girl #life

why do guys flirt with you far more when you are literally at your most chopped PMS bitchiness mustiness uneven eyebrows sweaty un-polite in ugly outfit hair messy breaking out. like what is the psychology there

drinking tea with honey always feels a little unreal. when you think about it, i’m sipping something that used to be sunlight and flowers

i need someone incredibly intelligent to be brutally, sadistically honest with revising my artist statement

so excited to be in pottery studio again next semester ughhhgghhh

@/ elysianima

I am going to go get a pedicure with little painted lilies 🪷

my parents bought me GI Joes instead of Kens for my Barbie’s boyfriends lol