Sol Opacus

@TakeThatNurses There is a difference between can't find cat (innocuous) and can't find cat (suspicious) that you will learn to recognize

As a longtime dog person who now owns a cat, it’s super weird to have a pet that you sometimes just have absolutely no idea where they are. I don’t know if cat people understand how much of an emergency “I can’t find my dog” is

@OrwellNGoode Ann Veal will be bringing her own eggs to the event to make herself some mayoneggs

@nypost Scientists are blaming partying tourists for all the cocaine in one of the hottest regions for cocaine trafficking from SA drug cartels to the US?

Cocaine-fueled sharks are on the prowl in the Caribbean - scientists blame partying tourists trib.al/kFRWSAr

@heyshipz Memories In Orbit has one

What game is this?

BREAKING: A SECOND Sphinx detected in Egypt as scans hint at 'underground megastructure'

If I don't respond to your DMs, it's not because I don't like you. I'm just very afraid of open-ended social interactions with no clear objective.

@finndahuman69 @lolarena_ "I love Gala"

@lolarena_ i love gala..

asking the real questions #appletwt give me a pink lady x

@finndahuman69 Fire a Fuji at my face with a TShirt cannon

@AlmaAtadas As long as you gave them back after the batteries wore out no harm no foul

i used to steal these from kids in recess and put them in my pan ts

@Froztvyte "The big ones hurt me"

I CANT WITH THIS FUCKING GAME

@skirkreeyn Why is Lord Kusanali hugging the air?

this scene is so precious to me

@meowing4megs I was 11 years old. Found the stash of VHS tapes in my parents' bedroom while they were out on a date. Later, when they divorced, the tapes left with stepmom (dad's second marriage), so I presume they were hers because what man would toss out all his porn right after a divorce.

how old were you when you discovered porn 👀

@HyunYuuX B A N G B O O T H I R E N

NGL she cute as heck I WONDER IF SHE'S A HUMANOID BANGBOO

good morning world how’s everyone doing

@RAWigger Sometimes you get a musical autist instead of a hacker autist

I can't breathe 🤣

@vivitoodumb Brown! *violently shits*

Dick to your butt name a color

@imagesaicouldnt People were saying Bonnie Blue's semen cocktail child is gonna grow up to be the Antichrist, but I believe it's going to be u/ilovejob32's son Interbob who will really fill that role.

@RapeCod So basically, his penile atoms repelled your anal atoms with greater force than your muscles in that area could resist, thus dilating your butthole to a diameter just beyond that of the electron field surrounding his swollen member and thereby accommodating it. Hope this helps.

Oh #yeah? Then how did my #Rapist get inside my #ass ?