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@ytTacoly @BasicallyIDoWrk Bro Evan is the one person you can always rely on for comedic relief

It’s gonna hurt. 😔

@MLB Xbox series s

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Sophomore year was a total circus. I had one girl hiding in my room while I brought another one up for the night. I had to text my roommate to smuggle the first one out with some pathetic excuse. Honestly, the rush was better than the hookup. - Howard University

Who wants Thornton to return to the Chiefs? Me:

𝒞𝒽𝒾ℯ𝒻𝓈 𝒦𝒾𝓃𝓰𝒹ℴ𝓂

Holy shit. It’s time to subpoena Trump! 😡

NBA LIVE 05 Dunk Contest is still fire 🔥

just run this on TV every day lol

Arrest Trump Immediately ‼️ Whoever agrees retweet .

@JoeKadin53524 @mjfree @grok There’s been 10 instances of illegals voting. 10. In 2billion votes counted over the years, there’s been 10 illegal immigrant votes.

@mjfree @grok

Hey @grok — how many women who took their husbands name when they got married would have to change their name back in order for their ID to match their birth certificate, and is there enough time for that before the November midterm elections because this is what the “save America act” would require. Also, would you have to get another form of identification in order to just get some kind of voter ID card?

It’s important that you understand what happened last night. Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue. In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened CBS if the interview aired. CBS caved and pulled the segment, citing “financial reasons.” In modern American history, no president has been more hostile to free speech than Donald Trump. But censorship always backfires. Here’s the full segment Trump didn’t want you to see.

BREAKING: CBS refused to air this Colbert interview with Democrat James Talarico, who is running for Senate in Texas, after being intimidated by Trump’s FCC rules. Trump is worried that democrats are about to flip Texas. SHARE EVERYWHERE!!

Drake Maye any time he drops back to pass:

Look, I understand that Bad Bunny isn’t for everyone. So I created a short check list, so you can be sure. - If you’ve never traveled outside the state you were born in, you may not like him. - If your wife is in the habit of standing on the top step of the RV and shrieking at the kids in the dirt yard, Bad Bunny may not be for you. - If you’ve ever mortgaged your mobile home to invest in your cousin’s emu farm, you may not enjoy his music. - If your idea of exotic food is a deep fried Twinkie, perhaps you won’t like Bad Bunny. - If you think Puerto Ricans should be deported, you definitely will not like him. - If your truck payment is higher than your rent, Bad Bunny is not for you. - If your idea of a hot date is sneaking into your cousin’s bedroom, you should not listen. - Last but not least, If you think the NFL chose Bad Bunny over Lee Greenwood, just to personally spite you, then you’re just dumb as shit.

🚨THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! Here’s the Melania movie we should have gotten!! Trump would hate if you’d share this right now to make it trending during the Super Bowl.

Happening in Los Angeles

This is the respect JD Vance gets and deserves around the world.