Soma Das

GM guys 🌅 Question - Are you a 'check emails in bed' person or a 'don't touch the phone until coffee' person?"

@ayeejuju Who ate who ?

is he cooked?

@CuriosityonX Somebody might even see the dinosaurs 🦖

🚨: A civilization 2,000 light-years away pointing a powerful enough telescope at Earth right now would see the Roman Empire. They'd see Jesus alive.

@HumansNoContext Aam aadmi

@BillyM2k The best thing in life rn

i just slept for 10 hours and it was amazing

@Abhijitwrites01 I need my coffee first

@somadwrites I am check emails in bed person

GM guys 🌅 Question - Are you a 'check emails in bed' person or a 'don't touch the phone until coffee' person?"

@HumansNoContext Not always bro

@PeterDiamandis The husband is just running on strict Boolean Logic

A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the store and buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get a dozen." He comes back with 12 gallons of milk. She asks why. He says, "They had eggs."

@JamesLucasIT Currently suffering from Eramnesia while staring at 4 screens wishing I was just a shepherd in the 1700s who only had to worry about the weather and a lost goat. Phew 😮‍💨

Eramnesia is a recently coined term blending era, from the Late Latin aera, a fixed date from which time is reckoned, with the Ancient Greek amnēsía, forgetfulness. It describes the realization of having been born in the "wrong" age and the longing to have lived in another time.

@jaadasss Waiting for it

@somadwrites Who knows.. we will know when trial ends

Scam Altman or Sam Altman ? 🤔 Elon Musk is suing Sam Altman for $150 billion and here’s everything you need to know : Musk and Altman co-founded OpenAI with a mission to build AI safely for humanity as non-profit. Elon seed funded, invested $38 million between 2025 and 2017 on the company, agreeing it to be non-profit Altman later made made OpenAI more of a for-profit company After Elon Musk left OpenAI, Altman and co-founder Brockman took full control and built a $852 billion empire with Musk’s name and money - According to Musk : stolen, he got deceived, scammed etc “Scam Altman and Greg Brockman stole a charity” but is it actually ? - Elon Musk gave $38 million to build OpenAI - Now OpenAI is $852 billion worth and Musk owns nothing - According to Sam Altman : Elon Musk is fueled by jealousy - If Elon Musk wins : OpenAI IPO could collapse entirely, Altman & Brockman could be removed from the company they built and ChatGPT future becomes uncertain - SpaceX is simultaneously preparing for a record IPO that could make Elon Musk the world first trillionaire - Microsoft is involved a co-defendant in the trial, with Satya Nadella CEO of Microsoft to testify The most important trial in tech history is about to take place and just like always it’s about money, power & control Who do you think will win this trial, Elon Musk or Sam Altman ?

@AdrianDittmann The grind never stops, even when the boulder is literally made of anxiety

@alphafox And nobody noticed ??

Man uses a pencil barcode to buy a washing machine: 🤨

@HumansNoContext I was really waiting for the ice to melt 😂

@jaadasss We are dinosaurs anyways

@somadwrites It’s muscle memory now for us is why it will work better. Next gen kids growing up, digital will be muscle memory for them

Turns out my frantic scribbling wasn't just a "millennial longing for the 90s" aesthetic

@historyinmemes Super Cop ?

In Ghost Rider (2007), given Ghost Rider’s extreme durability in the comics, this seemingly ordinary cop quietly ranks among the most powerful characters in the entire film.

@WorkingClassAI @MushtaqBilalPhD Confirmed the bias 🙂

@somadwrites @MushtaqBilalPhD My confirmation bias likes these findings.

@polk104 We choose our poison

@somadwrites Don’t touch the phone until tea. 🙂

@sciencegirl thats the coolest gramma ever

When your grandma loves to crochet but is also cool 📸Stephanie Pokorny / crochetverse

@TheSingingDoc hopefully never again

True.

@abhiyogi i feel ya

@somadwrites Don’t touch the phone until coffee person ☺️