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SOMALI SPACE MAN

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Come follow Somali spaceman on his journey to space and gloray and shitposting galore

Somalia Katılım Kasım 2022
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SOMALI SPACE MAN
SOMALI SPACE MAN@somalian_Astro·
@USronaldcarter If they were smart they would only agree to sign as long as America fucks off and leaves the middle east.
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🇺🇸 Ronald Carter
🇺🇸 Ronald Carter@USronaldcarter·
TRUMP JUST PUBLISHED THE EXACT LIST OF COUNTRIES REQUIRED TO JOIN THE ABRAHAM ACCORDS AS THE PRICE OF ANY IRAN PEACE DEAL Not a suggestion. Not a request. MANDATORY. SIMULTANEOUS. NAMED NATIONS. Country by country. 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia → sign Abraham Accords → normalize with Israel → or Iran deal collapses 🇶🇦 Qatar → sign Abraham Accords → the country hosting US Central Command headquarters 🇵🇰 Pakistan → sign Abraham Accords → a nuclear power with 240 million Muslims 🇹🇷 Türkiye → sign Abraham Accords → NATO ally whose president called Israel a "terrorist state" 🇪🇬 Egypt → sign Abraham Accords → 100 million people, spiritual capital of the Arab world 🇯🇴 Jordan → sign Abraham Accords → already has a peace treaty, but this demands public normalization 🇦🇪 UAE → already a Member → required to anchor the new expanded coalition 🇧🇭 Bahrain → already a Member → required to stand alongside every new signatory 🇮🇷 Iran → offered an "Honor" to join → meaning: recognize Israel or stay at war 💀 9 named nations 💀 1 condition: all sign simultaneously or the deal dies 💀 ZERO exceptions — Trump's words: "mandatory" 💀 $11,300,000,000,000 in market cap added since March 30 bottom — that's what peace is worth Every nation on this list has official state policy refusing recognition of Israel. Some for decades. Some since 1948. Trump's post is live. The calls to leaders have already happened. The list is published. These are the signatures required. Right now. I'll keep you updated. Turn on notifications. 🚨
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A man has no name
A man has no name@Zikode_ka_Gasa·
@RT_com Iran should collect tolls I'm disappointed. Selling it's oil is a right not a privilege
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RT@RT_com·
US-IRAN DRAFT AGREEMENT — AlArabiya - 60-DAY ceasefire extension - Iran can sell and export OIL - Hormuz opens without tolls, mines removed - Phased EASING of sanctions on Iranian oil - US blockade on Iran ports ‘EASED’ - 60-DAY period for nuclear talks
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SOMALI SPACE MAN
SOMALI SPACE MAN@somalian_Astro·
@warsurv All made possible by the EZ Pass... Shipped out faster than Trump's piece of shit T1 cell phone and unlike the phone Iran had it made in America
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WAR
WAR@warsurv·
Breaking: The tanker Idemitsu Maru has passed through the Strait of Hormuz and arrived in Japan carrying 2 million barrels of crude oil from Saudi Arabia 🚢🇸🇦🇯🇵 The crew has completed the voyage safely after a demanding journey.
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X@Xking332·
In the new peace deal, Trump has been forced to let Iran charge a toll fee on the Strait of Hormuz. He has agreed. But they won’t call it a toll fee. They will call it a service fee and environmental tax. America already unfroze 12 billion and sent it to Qatar banks. The Trump administration is in a hurry to make a deal. Another 8 billion is waiting for the second phase. However, Iran is demanding 100 billion. They don’t look like they’re compromising on that. JD Vance and Kushner are pushing hard for a quick deal. On the other side, Hegseth and Netanyahu are furious. They’re saying if America signs this, the world will never take America seriously again. Because Iran will walk away with permanent control of the Strait of Hormuz. Plus, they will keep their enriched uranium. In other words, Iran will be a lot stronger than what they were before the war. That's why Netanyahu and Hegseth want to restart Operation Epic Fury. Trump is trapped in an extremely tricky situation.
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SOMALI SPACE MAN
SOMALI SPACE MAN@somalian_Astro·
@GuntherEagleman Fucking moron... It was irans money in the first place...bnow your orange buffoon is going to end up with a shittier deal than Obama and cost us taxpayers $200 billion and 13 lives
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
Obama is the reason we are in the mess we’re in… He funded Iran and its nuclear program with our money. Trump knows.
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SOMALI SPACE MAN
SOMALI SPACE MAN@somalian_Astro·
@Ijustwsnnt13172 @xXGame_PlayerXx @Xking332 Not just our economy- the US really hasn't seen any real pain ...yet unlike Europe, Australia and Asia. Trump just made them realize just how much leverage they have over the world and did it with just rockets and missiles
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Ijustwsnntoreadcomments@Ijustwsnnt13172·
@xXGame_PlayerXx @Xking332 Perception on the global stage. Iran just stopped the US military in its tracks. They controlled the situation from start to finish. Wars are not decided by amounts of destruction. Iran just showed the world how easy it is to hit US. Through our economy. And they did it cheap
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SOMALI SPACE MAN@somalian_Astro·
@xXGame_PlayerXx @Xking332 Are you that fucking stupid? Their leadership is intact - they still have a cabinet and military leaders, IRGC navy is intact and if anything they are more united,they have 70% or more of their missiles and drones, their army is intact, they own the land and control the strait
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Captain Ganjaman
Captain Ganjaman@xXGame_PlayerXx·
@Xking332 Fucking moron. They have no navy, no nuclear scientists or facilities. Top leaders have been eliminated. Tell me again how they will be stronger in any situation.
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SOMALI SPACE MAN@somalian_Astro·
@cryptoXmacro @Xking332 He has NO chance to win this ...none, zero, nada. He fked up and listened to the wrong people and got bit in the ass so he has to take this off ramp.
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Crypto & Macro | 宏观讲币
Iran is making increasingly outrageous demands because they believe Trump won’t strike. In their view, if he truly intended to act, he would have done it long ago. If Trump accepts this deal, many will see it as a strategic defeat. But if he chooses to strike Iran, he at least has a chance to win the conflict — and regain global respect through strength and decisive action.
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SOMALI SPACE MAN@somalian_Astro·
@SteadFlaMan @dumbpeephole @_Qstormrider Well he did vote for trump... Then again so did I but I never thought that mother fucker was gonna go full on Kin Jong Un/Saddam with statues, passports, coins,national park passes.... Or be a fucking tool and start a war or three
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Q STORM RIDER
Q STORM RIDER@_Qstormrider·
🚨 MASSIVE DEVELOPMENT: At least 121 EMPTY OIL TANKERS are making their way to the United States of America right now 68 of them can carry 2 MILLION BARRELS EACH. Holy smokes! We are the world's gas station now! 🇺🇸 TRUMP: "China can send their ships to the U.S., China can send their ships to Venezuela...empty oil carrying ships from many nations are all headed to the U.S. to load up." Harris Faulkner: "68 of those 121 vessels are very large crude carriers capable of carrying 2 million barrels apiece." "President Trump has urged countries squeezed by Iran's disruption of the Strait of Hormuz to turn to American energy supplies instead." "Well — it would appear perhaps they are obliging him. They are listening to Trump!" @HARRISFAULKNER MASTERCLASS MOVE. Something tells me this was the intended outcome all along!
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SoDarktheConofMan
SoDarktheConofMan@ConofSo·
@SingularityTV @_Qstormrider Do you really think that Big Daddy Texas Oil is going to sell to American refineries at $50 per barrel when the world market is paying $108? What? Because he's some kind of PATRIOT? Welcome to capitalism, Skeeter.
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SOMALI SPACE MAN@somalian_Astro·
@_Qstormrider This shit is from April and you idiots celebrating this fail to realize it is making our gas prices HIGHER. The US is at a 2 million barrel a day DEFICIT as it is... But this is what Trump is hoping you uneducated magatards will fall for that we are the world's gas station
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Poirot@Argenpoirot·
En Arabia Saudita las autopistas tienen un cartel en rojo indicando el camino para los NO MUSULMANES. En Arabia Saudita hay ciudades donde no podés entrar si no sos musulman (La Meca y Medina) Pero ellos pueden invadir Europa y los reciben felices.
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SOMALI SPACE MAN
SOMALI SPACE MAN@somalian_Astro·
@AmitWorldPeace @disclosetv 34 felonies, impeached twice, multiple assassination attempts, pedophile protector.... Oh he will already be discussed for a hundred years as is
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Amit Amir Anthony
Amit Amir Anthony@AmitWorldPeace·
@disclosetv If Iran signs the Abraham Accords under Trump, historians will be talking about it for decades.
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Disclose.tv
Disclose.tv@disclosetv·
JUST IN - Trump "mandatorily requests" for countries negotiating on the Iran deal to "immediately sign the Abraham Accords," and extends the offer to Iran, if they make a deal.
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SOMALI SPACE MAN@somalian_Astro·
@disclosetv The ONLY way the Arabs and Iran will agree is if the United States pulls out of the middle east. Which we should be doing anyways
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🔥 BREAKING: President Trump just abruptly CALLED IN to an event in India to tell Marco Rubio — "You're going down as the GREATEST Secretary of State in the HISTORY of the US!" Marco is living it up over there 🤣 HE'S CRUSHING IT! 🇺🇸
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Tirth Sharma
Tirth Sharma@TirthRajSharma5·
@RippleXrpie A Treasury Secretary telling Americans how to instantly increase take-home pay? That’s definitely not something you hear every day. 👀
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JackTheRippler ©️
JackTheRippler ©️@RippleXrpie·
🚨SCOTT BESSENT HAS SENT A MESSAGE TO ALL AMERICANS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE! 🇺🇸 US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent: “I want to encourage EVERYONE out there watching today to change their withholding. You will get an automatic real wage increase on a weekly or a monthly basis.”
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
Active Duty US Military service member calls Donald Trump a “motherf*cker” for Trump’s image being on the FREE Military National Parks pass he was given His comments section is full of people calling for Trump to be assassinated ranking up thousands of likes This service member is compli about a free pass to all our national parks provided to him by the government. That everyone else has to pay for This is the official “Military Annual” version of the America the Beautiful National Parks and Federal Recreational Lands Pass I know he’s active service by the pass It’s only for current US military members, active duty, including National Guard and Reserves and their dependents. This is not the lifetime version for veterans Gold Star families You should not be in the military if you don’t support the commander in chief
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