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@worstall @FondOfBeetles I bought an egg cooking machine - one of the best investments I've made

@FondOfBeetles Boil an egg - there is a reason, and it's a good one too, why Delia Smith is famous for telling people how to boil an egg. Because if you don't know then you don't know. Doesn't take long to learn but learnt it must be.

Why are young adults saying they can’t cook food? The instructions are usually on the pack. Pasta and basic tomato/veg sauce is fine. Boil an egg, FFS. Fry a chicken breast. Learn to use salt and butter. That’s mostly why you think you can’t cook like your favourite Uber Eats.

@FondOfBeetles @worstall @bookscheeseyarn It freezes well, too. Chuck it in icecube trays

@worstall @bookscheeseyarn Interestingly, I would recommend a jar of green pesto as a foodstuff to add a little restaurant-style to a basic dish from someone who “can’t cook”. It’s a shortcut to a lot of flavour.

@WinnieS_a_Rando @msediewyatt Kiwis would, and the bit about cows

@msediewyatt 🤣 No one outside Australia is going to understand the faded curtains bit.

Here is our Australian version of the UK GRA debate. I applaud any attempt to place sex back in our law, but the ultimate goal for a true feminist position is to remove gender identity from law completely, because it has been proven to be harmful to women and girls.

@asteroidsfred @BettsCaro Pity the cleaners

@BettsCaro They just want you to be happy about their fetish. And that is all it is.

“a rocket surgeon” 🤣 Jonathon’s so tetchy at the moment he’s completely lost control of his mixed metaphors

What I’ve learned about journalism. I received extensive feedback recently and in an effort to “do better” I’m sharing what I learned.

@Bqmbulu Lords Cardigan & Raglan for what not to do, also George A Custer

I recommend that every man should study at least 3 war generals Your life depends on it

@BradfemlyWalsh Still haven't forgiven Cadbury's for moving their factory from Dunedin to somewhere in Australia

I'm sat here eating some Cadbury's Dairy Milk, reading man after man claiming that Cadbury's are not allowed to call it chocolate anymore and that there's no cocoa solids in it and they use butyric acid like Hershey's now and er...

@sleeepysandy @MissLauraMarcus And NZ voted for the creation of Israel in 1947

@MissLauraMarcus Much of the Israel-hate is about assuaging past guilt by projecting it on to Israel. Eg: crazy New Zealanders adopting indigenous names & Canadians making land acknowledgments: they don’t want to give up their privilege so take out their guilty feelings by a bit of Jew-bashing.

The Netherlands likes to present itself as a liberal, right-on, country. During the Nazi occupation 80% of its Jewish population were handed over to the Nazis. Denmark was also occupied by The Nazis. And for far longer than Holland. Denmark saved most of its Jews, helping them to escape to neutral Sweden. The Netherlands boycotted Eurovision. Denmark took part. Holland doesn’t deserve its benign reputation.

@womenwillspeak #IStandWithJasmineEssex

@BradfemlyWalsh Bambi, Sword in the Stone, Mary Poppins

Pete's Dragon. Please note: if you have fond memories of this film, do NOT try watching it again as an adult because Jesus fucking Christ.

@GuntherEagleman But he has such great hair!!

Gavin Newsom is robbing the taxpayers blind!

@fem_mb Roxy Tickle is a man, doodah doodah Roxy Tickle is a man, oh doodah day

Is this trending because people are saying that Jason Tickle is obviously a man and it's utterly ridiculous for Australia to be punishing a woman for refusing to pretend he isn't?

First of all, the crematorium was set on fire, not blown up, during the Sonderkommando revolt. 451 victims is the number of the Sonderkommando members killed during and after the revolt, yet not all of them participated in it. Yet, some prisoners were kept alive, as the SS needed them to continue their work. The image here is an AI-fabrication. By failing to respond to the spread of fake, AI-generated images and videos of Auschwitz and other Holocaust-related sites, social platforms are contributing to the spread of historical distortion. We believe platforms should take responsibility by actively moderating such content and clearly flagging fabricated images and videos. Memory and historical truth deserve stronger protection. This matters because such content does not merely falsify history. IT ACTIVELY HARASSES THE MEMORY OF VICTIMS. Today, when users search for “Auschwitz”, mainly on Facebook, an increasing number of results consist of fabricated, AI-generated videos rather than authentic historical documentation. By allowing these distortions to surface, circulate, and gain visibility, Meta directly contributes to the erosion of factual understanding of the complex history of Auschwitz, which we try to protect.

Australia has decided that this man is more important than all of the women and girls in Australia. This is trans.

“Fat, sweaty, balding man wins right to force everyone to pretend he’s a woman.” FTFY

JASON TICKLE IS A MAN! Pass it on. #IStandWithSallGrover

If you need 3 judges to say you're a woman, you aren't one.

@Opiumbrella Tempted to say t#rch it but I don't want to get us in trouble

And now for your viewing disgust. The walk in floor. Complete with raw chicken in a cardboard box…

@fem_mb I am so sorry you are dealing with this. It is beyond my comprehension. On a lighter note: my cat walked on my keyboard & muted you. Fixed now.

This sickening abuse is what Jews are subjected to by pro-Palestine 'activists' every day now. Note that the woman yelling "You're too white to be in Palestine. Go back to Europe!" is whiter than the Jewish woman she's yelling at.

@LezBeFranc @salltweets @ThatAussieWoman You seem nice

@salltweets @ThatAussieWoman Cunt nobody is using your bigot platform.

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