foggy memory

It was foggy and very dark on Cape Cod that night. I sat in my car, waiting. Suddenly a tall young man appeared out of the mist. "Is it you?" he asked, softly. "Yes" I admitted, suddenly shy. We both smiled. He handed me my Baconator and I drove off, slowly, into the night.

How to tell good art. Is there a flower in it? Is someone holding it? Does the flower look sad?

I've never hated a fake TV character as much as I hate George Costanza. The show went off the air 27 years ago and he still pisses me off

Well, there it is.

MAGAs are gutting: •Medicaid—60M Americans need to survive •SNAP—40M Americans need to eat •School Lunch—30M kids need daily •Housing Assistance—5M families need to live ALL to cut $4.5T in taxes for 800 Billionaires Horrid. Here's how to fight back: qasimrashid.com/p/the-republic…

I'm buying a boat but I'm just going to let it sit in my driveway

Way to go, Daily Mail. You need to get the new photo caption guy

I'm off to blue skies.

We tried to warn you

Watch Mehdi Hasan absolutely shame Adolfo Franco for his mind-numbingly inane support of the loathsome piece of shit. 🔥🔥🔥👇

Musk keeps deleting this video. I wonder why? twitter.com/MA_Joyful_Agai…

I see JD has studied at the trump school of not answering the fucking question. #VPDebate2024

This is what righteous indignation sounds like. 🔥🔥🔥🙌🙏👏👊🌊🇺🇸

Have the douche bags with maxi pads on their ears switched back to wearing AR-15 pins yet?

Unfriendly reminder that it was Georgia’s @Rep_Clyde who handed out AR-15 pins to members of Congress to wear instead of working towards a safer climate for school children. thedailybeast.com/andrew-clyde-r…

The floor is lava substitute (baking soda, vinegar, blood).

Surprised? My sentinels have alerted me to your presence.

When you're little you think the shuffling monster is scary. When you're older you realize it probably just slept on its neck funny.