Flea

defeated by a sideways saul goodman pun and the existence of non-famous people

oh shit they've got joke explaino-tron 5000 on this thing now, tight

in spanish binary the two values are 0 and un0

genuinely forgot i'd done this

Blue checkmark? Pfft, more like blown cheque, Mark. (Fᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴜʀᴘᴏsᴇs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴄᴇᴅɪɴɢ ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ Tᴡɪᴛᴛᴇʀ Bʟᴜᴇ sᴜʙsᴄʀɪʙᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ Mᴀʀᴋ)

futzing around with lua and i feel like i finally get what tj "henry" yoshi was talking about

the mayor is asking us to whisper directly into his ear if we think he’s cool.

i love it here in the town square. the only place that exists. where i can say anything i want. 🙂

oh and spamton

basically non-stop all year its been: the ost for tunic, the ost for the outer wilds, the ost for the dlc for the outer wilds, and the, uh, dlc for the ost for the outer wilds

@DVSblast ahh the slarvik no clout bout, no doubt

quickest cheat code to bein a thing is sayin a thing about a other thing every headline is like "HES ALL WET": SLARVIK WEIGHS IN ON JOHN CLEESE PAYPHONE SCANDAL & u like "the fuck is Slarvik??" then in 2 wks "SLARVIK IS ALWAYS DRUNK" SAYS JOE JUNDERSON, boom,now Slarvik exists

genuine lmao

you should see the ones they let him finish!!

a blockchain is what you have when you are embarrassed that your lego tower made a fall down

GOOF: contrary to his name, it in fact is all increasingly badman.

you and me both li'l buddy

i disguise potatoes as apples and hide them in my fruit bowl so that people won’t steal them. it’s a pomme deterrent.

happy “🤣 …unless? 🥺👉👈” day to all the cowards in product development.

my heart goes out to everyone impacted by my cool new spring-loaded heart