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Today my fiancé and I welcomed home our lovely little barbarian, Yasha. @TheVulcanSalute @BrianWFoster @CriticalRole

@VerizonSupport I received a measly $5 credit for being without internet for 3 days. I missed a full day of work and a half day. Unacceptable.

@sometimesemilie Hello there and thank you for your feedback. We are concerned to learn that you are having this experience and we are here to help. What is happening that has you reaching out for assistance? -Candice

@VerizonSupport sent me to a "supervisor" and it just seems like the same person I was originally speaking to pretending to be someone else. Getting quite irritated here. I'd like someone who can actually help out.

I'm being constantly disconnected from the chat, the "supervisor" sounds exactly like the agent I was speaking to previously and no one is helping me.

Hi @VerizonSupport who is going to help me since your "supervisor" won't?

@YouTube this new confirm you want to watch the video you selected to watch is super fucking annoying especially when you have all restrictions turned off. Why is this a thing? Dumb.

Lunch breaks are never long enough. 🫠

I emptied the dishwasher without throwing up 💪🏻

BatPat BatPat 🦇🦇in this house we stan Robert Pattinson as the best Batman

A stupid teenager ran a stop sign, and when I laid on my horn, he spit at me? Seriously? Good luck almost running into the curb because you were still looking at me.

I love passing out candy to trick or treaters. Anyone who wants is always welcome to grab candy from my door! 🎃🍬🍫

Best line in Paranorman: "what do you think you're doing shooting at civilians? That's only for the police to do!" #paranorman

Chik fil a is the only fast food restaurant that advertises the way they do. It's like they're begging people to think the food is good. I hate them so much.

anyway maybe stop fucking worrying about public school librarians and how they're coming for your kids when this fucking cunt literally has families sign ndas what the fucking shit

@versace_summer One in the light fixture but you can't plug anything into that. 😭 it's priority # 1 when we remodel that bathroom

@sometimesemilie Wait... you don't have ANY outlets in your bathroom?

I wish there was an outlet in my bathroom so I can watch SVU in the bath because that's the vibe of today

Kristoff has always sold snowballs, and fabric on his stall. The day I get the mission to gather snowballs and fabric? He changes his inventory. Are you kidding?!! #DreamlightValley

I finally built the clock tower. Clay and iron ore be damned! Also I maxed out Ariel 🧜🏻‍♀️ #DreamlightValley

@midnightvalley_ Yesss. I am not looking forward to that at all. But that's future me's problem haha.

How is anyone supposed to dig 200 clay? 😖🫠😭 #DreamlightValley