Some Weirdo

@MakaylaMoonnn Who would?

Im making elf porn tonight and no one can stop me

live on misspandapants.com 🐼 it’s silly diaper night! get your most ridiculous diaper on and get in here!

@Olive_Next_Door Not that kind of work out. 😈

@Olive_Next_Door The day would start with sleeping as late as possible so we have an excuse to cuddle longer. 🥰

Good morning beautiful people. If we were dating, what would our Saturday look like?

@imsadspice Loving’ the red hair! It suits you! 😍

Hello :)

@thealexacrush Fun fact: women are more likely to orgasm if they’re wearing socks during sex. I think it was by a factor of 30%, but I heard this like 15 years ago, so it’s hard to remember.

The socks stay on

@EvelynNanoNano You’re smart, funny, nerdy, and sexy. I’d totally date you if you lived in my area (and returned the interest of course). You’ll find someone who appreciates the awesomeness that is you.

@smorgaroni_ All ready for Easter I see.

@MakaylaMoonnn I mean, I’d mock it, but I’d still support it.

If he doesnt support my books and plants addictions then I dont want it 🤪

@elliemayts Especially in the trump era.

Bomb Alaska sounds like an executive order nowadays

@AlsoAshleyB Oh, I think someone will be coming. 😜

Come forth mortal, if you dare.

@Olive_Next_Door Lazy Saturdays, because I can get away with doing the least.

What’s everyone’s fav day of the weekend and why?

@EvelynNanoNano just thought you should know about this.

@G0thic_Bimb0 If it makes you feel better, Australia has laws instituting a minimum boobs size for female pornstars, and forbidding the filming of watersports, which extends to squirting because they classified them as legally the same.

The Uk where you can legally Marry and fuck your 18 year old cousin but cant film you consenually calling your non cousin adult partner "cousin"

@Olive_Next_Door Both. 🥰

Be honest — intimidating or irresistible?

@Olive_Next_Door Is that a comment on my ability to flirt, or your ability to recognise it?

@someweirdo723 Maybe 🤷🏻‍♀️

Would you flirt with a trans girl who looks like this? Be honest. 👀

@someweirdo723 One is a no go, I ordered online and wheb it arrived it was much bigger than I thought. It’s fuckin massive

Meet my boyfriends 😂😂. Do I have an addiction?

@Olive_Next_Door You’re saying you have bigger? 🤨😲

@someweirdo723 The two huge ones are hiding in this pic