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Most days, I am the hero....Other days, I am the villain | Igbo.

Katılım Ağustos 2009
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Knock Knock!! Me : who's there? It's the car engine
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Pass The Meerkat@PassTheMeerkat·
Getting caught alone with your “male bestie” 😭😭
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@_littlehuman_ Buy “Poolee” brand… it should last you up to 1 year at least.
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Sole Woyinka@_littlehuman_·
Can someone please tell me how to buy a good strong durable charger? Iphone and type C? I’m so tired of spending on chargers that pack up every month
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Nobody scooped the food. The bowl tipped on its side, that’s why one part looks like it is compacted and the side that was facing up had some loose space hence the food moved around. The same thing that happens when you bend a bottle of water or soda and the air pockets moves.
Chef Emem of Abuja 👩‍🍳🍽@chef_emem

Frame 1 was what I sent. Frame 2 was what my client received. The food didn’t spill, it was scooped out. @boltapp rider cried and swore with his life that he didn’t touch it, he even went back to my client’s house but she didn’t go back outside to meet him. What do I do? 😔

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NUGWA@certainlygeorge·
@somtography This is my observation too...In the customer's video, The side it was leaning on is filled to the brim, then the other side caved in to compensate.
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The price of Avamys right now is ridiculous
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@nka3i0bi Anyway, I feel like if the seal of that particular bowl was already tampered with while the rest were not, she (the customer) would have taken a picture of that first.
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Nkasi Anozie@nka3i0bi·
@somtography Lol from a food vendor…that food was filled to the brim where you have to even press it down…there’s no room for tipping over…it was scooped out
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@nka3i0bi I will bet money that no one did. The rice in the first frame was not compacted. If it was, it wouldn’t have been filled to the brim like the 2nd image was.
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Nkasi Anozie@nka3i0bi·
@somtography Lol trust me that was not a tipping over…someone scooped that food…food that was filled to the brim don’t tip over…
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Momentum@chizaramekperee·
Anything is possible.
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Enyinnaya@enyinna_·
This is exactly what I was highlighting. Broke women aren’t aliens. Most women are broke. Most men, too. If you live in Nigeria, you live in a country of fantastically broke people. We’re wickedly poor. I mean, we largely have nothing. In a few months to years, this might become a lot clearer for those in the very few and pathetic cities Nigeria has.  Nigerian women see men as a viable strategy to enhance their financial health and socioeconomic status, because it is in fact a viable strategy. It might not be the only one, or the most practicable one per situation, but it’s generally a leverage. They’re not wrong. It has little to do with being broke. You’d only expect that being broke would have this manifest with less sophistication, decorum and finesse.  One can speak about female selfishness and entitlement or human selfishness in general. But the man made it about being broke. That’s what I’m concerned about. Are rich or well-to-do women special? When has money ever made a Nigerian refined? Look at the fast money dudes here on twitter. Lol, I mean just look at them. Well-to-do women in Nigeria who’d likely still exploit you financially. Because exploitation is a significant aspect of Nigerian culture—driven by a scarcity mindset and desperate urge to feel superior to another. A Nigerian woman with a nice apartment, phone, job, and so on, would also strive to have access to men that would keep paying for her. And we’re not talking about the extreme ones e.g. whores. I mean, regular women. Their financial independence doesn’t make them different from those who grew up in scarcity. If it’s not in her value system, she’s not suddenly going to be content because she’s not broke. It never ends. Men are also terribly exploitative. Broke or not. They don’t rely on sexual appeal, because they can’t. You see, there’s a difference between scarcity orientation and being broke. Some people grew up in the lowest income environments, but have self respect and contentment. I’ve met women that would reject gifts from men they even know, because those men never properly asked them out. And if such men bother them too much they’d report to/consult elders in their families. They’re mindful of sexual attention and carry themselves in an almost mysterious manner. We must even applaud them because they’re tested more harshly. Their compromises, if there be any, are even notable for how rarely they occur. If she grew up with strong principles (no be say dem say), and a healthy self esteem, she’d be decent, whether she’s broke or getting cash. Principles and morals aren’t something you wear or proclaim like all these nonsense girls talking plenty plenty on social media. It’s so deep and innate that it becomes like a natural function without effort. Come rain, come sunshine. Some people who are principled don’t even regard it as “having principles,” it’s just the way they are.
Relentless Optimist@Iamrelentless07

Even babes who are deemed 'ballin' will still attempt to scheme you, maybe not in the slightest, but they do, without remorse. silly how men here always excuse them as 'broke' every single time.

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T.U.E@TheUpperEnt·
RCCG PRAISE TEAM “HIGH PRAISE 1” YOU HAD TO BE THERE IN 2006. 💎
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@tiyansays @bokkumart It is too sugary. It will become very obvious when you try better ones.
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Didi@cara_milano·
@feesarhbby Respect yourself and stay in your house.
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Hip-Hop Unison@hiphopunison·
Breakdown on what it means when they say Drake raps in between the beats - he’s mastered that flow and it is often against the grain of what’s more common. Great video ⬇️
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@jcobhams Apparently it’s AI 😩🤦🏾‍♂️
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