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@mrdanwalker Came off my bike last night courtesy of some diesel on the road. Without a helmet I would have a lot more to worry about today. Wearing a helmet is not a legal requirement, it's just a smart thing to do. Get well soon.

I understand this is a contentious issue and I don’t want an argument about it. I’m just happy mine worked today and the police officer at the scene called me this afternoon and said I would not be here now if I wasn’t wearing one ⛑️ Back to my cuppa through a straw 😬😂

Blown away by all the lovely messages. Thank you. Just got home from hospital. Battered and bruised but - amazingly - nothing broken. Very thankful to still be here. I have no memory of anything and just remember coming round on the tarmac with paramedics & police around me 1/3

@jamessmithPT_ Cyclists are fine. It’s Jeremy Vine that’s the issue

Anyone else enjoy the beautiful irony of the #Wimbledon crowd cheering the Covid vaccine developers before they welcomed World no 1 and anti-vaxer #novakdjokovic?

I’m only annoyed because I bought new sunglasses last week #britishsummer

Meet the menacing crumpet #EasterBunny

That's the 🌊🌊🌊 energy I like to see in Philly! Vote vote vote 🗳! @JoeBiden

So it looks like the US could have a new President before I get my broadband back. 2020 has been awesome so far.

Anyone else get an uncomfortable feeling when you start listening to a Smiths song you love? Damn you Morrissey

This made me laugh I hope it makes you smile at the very least. These two cracked me up, I’m still laughing. This is true love 🤣

Might move out before 3pm. Not sure I’m strong enough to tell them to their faces.

The broadband’s down and might not be back for a couple of weeks. Can’t wait to tell the kids when they come back from school.

@joannamont Pills. Booze. Herb. 🤔

Early middle-age in the age of Covid: a snapshot of my current hobbies and interests 👵🏼

@Johncnharris I can’t do it. That’s a collision of two worlds that should never be allowed

Well, Robbie Williams on Adam Buxton is an unexpected delight.

@MeganShmegan @Toodler When will you be doing Oscillate Wildly? Well at least the first 40 seconds, it goes a bit off after then

Hancock well fancies @KayBurley.

@Cookieurch If you’re going can you give this one a lift?

Im thinking of sending her off to the circus as she is the most incredible contortionist. It took me a little while to work out what bit was what and where it actually was.

@moby_dickhead Errr. Yes

Do I need this

She is enough. #IAmEnough

Only 17% of PRS members identify as women. This needs to change and here are the women that are going to make it happen - @shesaid.so/introducing-sister-x-33a8037a0196" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@shesaid.so/in…

Can someone explain to me why there are separate male and female chess rankings and tournaments? Apart from the obvious institutional gender discrimination