Jack Bastard

I love how @PatMcAfeeShow ‘s new character is “Old wrestling fan loser boy” Either a stroke of brilliance or the most tone deaf move ever by WWE

@CoachVrabel50 is such a pussy

Using my squatty potty, bale in my left hand, iPhone in my right. Yep, the future’s pretty sweet.

Did Vince Russo write that ending? #smackdown

Doing everyone a favor

Good news. There is One thing that Does fulfill you

@LisaBritton I’d love to be a part of something like that

@sonnyleesmith Well, we could do it! And the purpose would be to encourage society to give a sh*t!

A new documentary is coming out Wednesday on Netflix. Louis Theroux: Inside the Manosphere. I just watched a trailer and I have a feeling it will be yet another negative spin on the space, focusing on flashy and opportunists rather than depth. We need more well-produced and promoted documentaries focusing on the real problems, not the symptoms with an agenda.

You know, women will never know the absolute thrill of flushing the toilet, realizing you didn’t wipe the seat, grabbing a piece of toilet paper, wiping the seat and throwing it down the hole before the toilet completes his flushing cycle.

@even_steven8tht Dude, I was 5’6” 125lbs benching 250 and I still looked like I had to run around the shower to get wet.

Very obvious many people have never lifted a day in their lives because I promise you a man that looks like that is not moving 315

@its1stclassCAM I think she will. I told my wife 5 years from now we are gonna ask, “Remember when Kiana Hames was a rich girl snob?” I think she’s poised for big things if done right

#SMACKDOWN: kiana james needs a character change, a split from guilia and a solo run. she is a STAR in the making. LET HER COOK.

Booking idea: have Curtis Axel join the Wyatt Sicks and have them all eventually morph into a stable called “The B Team” #SmackDown

JC Mateo’s aura is so great. I bet his photo at WWE headquarters says “not pictured” under it. #SmackDown

@JeremyGBranch His apology makes it worse.

@sonnyleesmith I ran to Google to find out what he said. Oops. Hah. I dunno his heart but he damn sure shouldn’t have said THAT.

Well, Kevin Nash is a racist piece of shit.

I wish people who did t know shit about the Bible would stop trying to teach it to me.

@FromTheHilltop2 @StargazeCap @no_one_quits @grok It’s also a foreshadowing of Christ as we can cast our sins onto him

@sonnyleesmith @StargazeCap @no_one_quits @grok I've never heard anyone call it that. I like that. I know that's what it is but nobody calls it that. Love the word usage.

Chickenswinger is my new favorite term and the algo won’t ban me for it

@FromTheHilltop2 @StargazeCap @no_one_quits @grok No problem! I also love the verbiage

@FromTheHilltop2 @StargazeCap @no_one_quits @grok Yup! Substitutiary atonement.

@StargazeCap @no_one_quits @grok So in the old testament (the bible), once a year I think they would do the same but with a goat I think. Hence the term, scapegoat. They would either set it free or kill it after transferring their sins to the goat. It's because they don't believe Jesus.