TOMIWA!

Empty is my hand. Let it taste capacity.

@jovin_fr Same score, man.

omo💔

I later risk am, e add to the gbese wey dey ground

“No such thing as a life that's better than yours”

What I do with the fond memories of those that later walked from me? @richardsiken

@jovin_fr @_pellyA 🤣

@sonofkeye @_pellyA e no suppose be you

new tactics when asking for jara from aboki : *pointing at my belly* “add one for junior”

@jovin_fr @_pellyA Uncle Jovin, good morning sir. How are the kids?

@_pellyA does it work for guys too?

This is what happens when “Owo mi da” culture triumphs.

Yes, I support it. In Lagos, it's very difficult to shoot outdoor scenes in peace. First, you must get a permit from the NFC. It costs $350! Second, you must settle street touts with N200,000+ else they damage your film equipments. Third, NPF officers will extort you.

one of my favourite tweets ever tweeted

The number of hungry people in Nigeria rose from 18.6 million to 34.7 million—an increase of 16.1 million in 3 years. Someone tell Mr. President.

Was just given the company card

My contribution to Nigeria is that I always respond to questionnaires. I know how difficult it can be to get feedback/responses from the average Nigerian.

Every time I hear Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala speak, I'm reminded never to hide my Nigerian accent. You don't need to sound foreign to be respected. People from all over the world speak confidently in their own accents esp them Indians—I should too.

@celesitial im not dating someone that has to have an AI help them to function as a human.

Further UEFA statement on FIFA plans: ⬇️

"(ft. Asake)" Automatic #1 on the charts.

some of you are not gonna make it out of this bro

When people start their argument with “stick to….” You just show yourself. My darling, my first degree is in Computer Systems and Electrical Engineering from the University of Manchester. My Dad is a computer Systems Engineer and my mum is an electrical engineer who worked for 30years in Nepa/PHCN. I’ve been around power sector conversations since I was a child. If so many institutional investors were foaming at the teeth to invest in the sector, why have the discos and Genco that were privatized more than a decade ago not pumped in all that investment and experienced exponential growth? Of the 3, the discos are the ones with the cashflows cos they’re the ones that collect directly from consumers. After their initial investment to acquire the discos, what investment have these companies made into distribution infrastructure? Finally, if you need to resort to trying to condescend/insult to make a point, it’s evident you’re not speaking from a place of knowledge. Even if I was a bricklayer or trash collector, I have a right to have an opinion on matters of National discuss.

🚨💣 Jürgen Klopp addressing the German public during his introductory press conference as the new Bundestrainer: “I’m not doing this job for myself. I’m doing it for you. I’m taking this job even though I’ve seen how you’ve treated Julian Nagelsmann. I’m taking it even though I’ve seen how you’ve treated Thomas Tuchel. If you go after my family, I’m gone. If you think I’m rubbish, tell me to my face and I’ll leave immediately, without asking for any compensation.” @SkySportDE 🇩🇪

i’m excitedly waiting for the korra ushered in the apocalypse memes oncoming. na from tinubu she learn work