Leon Barrie

@mcgorgomagan no I don't, and fuck them, I've paid my $$$ for the licence, I'm not dealing with 2010 tech to install it. #sorryfrustrated

@rioter I'd hope for retina before Christmas personally.

@toolmantim @whalec OI! It's my fucking party today! Don't you dare take him away again!

@twalve oh hell yes!

@twalve a transition of segways? /cc @mattallen

To find your cool robot name, take the 16 digits of your credit card and add the expiration date and security code. What’s yours?

@whalec WHAT! Missing my birthday AGAIN! Bloody typical! This is how he tells me @judykitteh, this is how he tells me...

I don't want Dad to go to Melbourne again! Why won’t One More Thing come to Sydney #omtconf

@quamen ALL THE BEEF!

Seriously BACON!!! Who knew!

What the fuck. Seriously I am 20 months old and my fucking dad waits till now to give me bacon! Fuck this stuff is awesome. BACON!!!!

@genlevel I'm sure @whalec would've loved too. Sadly I vomited everywhere in my sleep, and him and Mum had to clean it up... HAHA!

ggfcv frs bf''za ;'s ;'w;';e''/wdggr

@dunk @whalec I ain’t no babychino virgin man, don’t listen to my Dad, he’s got no idea

@kevinhoctor @whalec more more more more more more more

@twalve no problems, in a few more years, I’ll be there to join you both.

Wonder if @twalve is coming over today, ‘cause I haz a present for him too!

I’ve woken up so happy today! It’s my party today you know. I wonder if @jem1ma will be able to make it to my party.

I love the view!

I CALL BULLSHIT. @niick isn't a registered lottery machine in NSW. #mydaddoesntcarethough