big sop

Fine I’ll say it, like a versions shouldn’t be included in the hottest 100 and I will die on this hill

@vanillaopinions @Chicanoan606 Fuck offffffffffffffff

@Chicanoan606 swearing isn't fun, promotes negative stereotypes about working class folks, and perpetuates the neoliberal power structures that envelop us all. your swearing is a large cause of fascism in language.

swearing is a sign of low intelligence

i want good charlotte to do a new version of lifestyles of the rich & famous but from where they are now

$Melania is giving #susanalbumparty

@RicketyKricket3 @miaistyping No, colours are for CHILDREN

@soppyjone @miaistyping 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣so adults cant like bright colors?

Sméagol Tent

Do the means ever justify the end

@passionfoxx ah, the victoria state of the union jack remix nation

Spotted in Forever 21 in America I cannot stop laughing “Victoria state”

Footlong Whopper

@raph_dixon Good feng shui

Why would they make the call to put a mirror in front of the urinals?

@s8mb it's because they all wash it in their sinks (?!?!?!) first

It is really strange how Americans all seem to think you need to put “seasoning” (chilli powder and other dried spice mixes) on meat to make it taste of something. Is it something to do with the quality of American meat?

And I love my fans

@themeetingtree_ So true

I would like a job wherein I am paid to compliment my coworkers.

@donjoyride And tweet

@soppyjone Wrong!

Talking in the cinema okay if you’re watching a rom com

@assman1989 Don’t forget to change your annual leave to sick leave!

I’m glad I took off work over Xmas for the first time in 8 years and had covid the whole time.

Swag rock Xmas carols playlist recommendations please!!