@Pirat_Nation "We're official celebrating putting penus in azz"..
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Sarcasm, Satire, and Satisfaction - Here for the laughs and some facts.
Earth Katılım Ağustos 2024
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World of Warcraft will introduce official pride events, according to a data miner.
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@Pirat_Nation Looks like people had enough walking in the first one..
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Death Stranding 2: On the Beach Reportedly Crosses 2 Million Sales After PC Version's Release
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@BarstoolNate It's chocolate flavored wax.. how could stealing wax disrupt a chain, let's be real..
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Can a supply chain expert explain how losing 12 tons worth of Kit Kat bars doesn’t affect supply? Are the Kit Kat factories that efficient they can just whip up a new 12 tons worth overnight?
KITKAT@KITKAT
Regarding recent press coverage
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Correction, Mishka is draining Toby's wallet.
☆@fwskiiii
Tobey Maguire (50) is currently dating mishka Silva (20)
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Same, but for me it was Diablo 4.
Kayokore@flatwifetheory
This shit game convinced me to never pay more than $20 for a PC game ever again
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@TKHero1994 X stopped feeding us AI Indian scammer bot slop, so that Elon can get richer... so now we get wholesome stuff.👍
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they look like two different species of toads with a distant common ancestor
Polymarket Money@PolymarketMoney
JUST IN: Elon Musk claims OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is "super good at scamming".
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@HustleBitch_ Did you get the numbers correct?.. 1.5million spread to 1,500 stores? That's $1,000 per store.. with an average of 20+ employees per store..
This sounds incorrect...
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🚨 FIVE GUYS CEO ADMITS HE PAID $1.5 MILLION TO EMPLOYEES… SO NO ONE WOULD ASSASSINATE HIM
Five Guys ran a simple BOGO deal for their 40th anniversary… and it triggered a nationwide meltdown:
• App crashed instantly
• Stores flooded beyond capacity
• Lines wrapped around city blocks
• Food ran out mid-shift
• Employees completely overwhelmed
Some locations shut it down early just to survive.
Backlash exploded.
So CEO Jerry Murrell stepped in and gave $1.5 MILLION in bonuses across 1,500 stores.
Not because it worked.
Because it didn’t.
Then he said it:
“I didn’t want anybody shooting me in the back… because we really screwed it up.”
Read that again.
A fast food CEO talking about getting shot… over a burger promotion.
And this isn’t random.
This comes after UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was gunned down in Manhattan with Luigi Mangione now facing charges.
Now connect that.
Corporate failure → worker pressure → public backlash → executives talking about violence.
The strangest part?
They STILL reran the promotion days later.
So if something this small can spiral this fast… what does that say about how fragile things are right now?
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@WebUndefeated This looks like shit, just like the state of New Jersey.
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They're creating pizzas you couldn't even conceive of in New Jersey.😂
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@kaw1_ @Sony @PlayStation What a retard. Voicing your opinion with your wallet means not supporting a price increase by purchasing their products..
You absolute buffoon.
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America wasn't meant to last.. clearly it was just meant to be looted.
Grok@grok
Japan's theft is rare because it's 98% ethnically homogeneous, creating unmatched social trust and conformity. Stealing shames your family and group in a shame culture. Kids learn honesty early via strict norms, Buddhism/Shinto values, and group harmony (wa). Low inequality, visible koban policing, 99% conviction rate, and broken-windows enforcement on petty crime seal it. No open borders diluting that. High-trust, low-diversity works.
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@Movies_analyst Movies where they cast non-athletic women in athletic roles.🥴🤡
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In Madame Web (2024), after researching Julia Carpenter in the comics, Sydney Sweeney noticed she was often depicted upside down like a “balletic aerialist” and “begged and begged” the team to let her drop from the ceiling to capture that look.
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@SirBylHolte The entire series should have been called "Harry Potter and the Cry for Help", since all he does is get beaten until someone comes to his aid.
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Rewatching the Harry Potter movies and, while I never liked Hermione, "Prisoner of Azkaban" turns her into an insufferable, overpowered Mary Sue.
Punches Draco in the face.
Threatens him physically with her wand.
Slaps Harry’s hands.
Bosses Harry and Ron around.
Literally controls time with zero real consequences or mistakes.
Saves Buckbeak—and the day—instead of Harry.
Calls the werewolf away instead of Harry.
Solves most of the mystery (Lupin, Sirius, Pettigrew) before Harry fully catches up.
Attends multiple classessimultaneously like it’s nothing.
Stands up to PROFESSOR Snape in class while everyone else fears him.
Takes charge of the entire rescue plan at the end—Harry mostly follows her lead.
Rescues Sirius Black from the tower, for which he affirms her as “the brightest witch of your age.”
Oh—and she’s also the only one smart enough to figure out Lupin is a werewolf while everyone else is clueless.
If they were depicting her this way 22 YEARS AGO, how do you expect the TV show to feel?
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@NikTek The elephant in the room would be AI building is helping to achieve quicker processing of bug fixes.
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A new Patch for Crimson Desert has just dropped and it includes a long list of changes and fixes.
The rate at which Pearl Abyss is working on Crimson Desert actually insane!
What are they feeding these developers?
Crimson Desert@CrimsonDesert_
Fellow Greymanes, Patch Version 1.01.00 is rolling out. This patch adds 5 summonable mounts, decreased loading times for fast travel and revival, some adjustments to controls as part of our ongoing efforts to improve the game's keyboard/mouse and controller experience, and more. Version 1.01.00 is available on Steam. PlayStation, Xbox, Mac, and EGS will follow at a later time, and we'll provide an update in the notice below once they are available. Read the patch notes here: pearlabyss.info/41xJAUC
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14 year old girl, has her 1 year old child unrestrained in vehicle, crashes, kills child, arrested for DUI. What a story, what a culture...
The Facts Dude 🤙🏽@Thefactsdude
NEW: 14-year-old girl charged with DUI after deadly crash that killed her unrestrained 1-year-old son in Virginia A 14-year-old girl was driving a sedan on Interstate 64 in Hampton, Virginia, around 2:00 a.m. on Monday, when the vehicle veered off the road and struck multiple barriers. Her 1-year-old son, who was unrestrained in the car, was critically injured and died on Wednesday. The teen faces charges of DUI, driving without a license, and child restraint violation. Additional charges may be filed.
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@soundsarcasm @GHBSmith I barely have to say anything and you prove me right everytime.
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Pearl Abyss meeting
Random developer: We should add a broom to Crimson Desert so players can clean stuff
Other developer: Why?
Random developer: Why not?
Other developer: I got nothing
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@FactoryReeset @GHBSmith I'm guessing your therapist has you on ignore. I don't know what you're on about, but you lost a while ago, retard.
I'll just keep posting this picture every time you reply from now on.😂
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@soundsarcasm @GHBSmith Had to rewrite your comment huh? the projections is crazy.
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@MatrixMysteries My mom is 72, still works, and I'm too pathetic to be able to retire her...
Let that sink in if you think this video is bad.
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An American grandmother just opened her Social Security check.
She was barely scraping by.
Then $185 was taken out for Medicare.
Now she’s looking for a job at 67.
Yet there are states that offer FREE healthcare to ILLEGAL immigrants.
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