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@sour4pple

Katılım Aralık 2014

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laurinha 🦠@ecto_fun·5h

i did it wrong

dena khalafallah@DenaKhalafallah

hey so the next time we’re at parties where a full-time employed c!s white person says “our joy is resistance” or whatever can the rest of us agree to blurt out “your white joy is apathy though” in response?

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hamsta@goobygirl2·1d

accidentally got rid of the singular eyebrow hair that makes or breaks whether my whole face looks normal

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Image Every May 9@May9Image·1d

any. new bags yo’ure working on @Ziploc

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My tactful and unmatched comedic charisma, utilized in conversation with cashiers and laymen, garners tremendous benefits, like seldom-acquired discounts on goods and services.

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If your last name was Parts and you enlisted you’d be Private Parts

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@hanfjob Sad!

clay ⛷️@hanfjob·22h

coming to terms with being non-symmetrical

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not having a child in this economy literally feels like this

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fishious@fishquichee·1d

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

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I’m Fart

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Goy Scouts

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hope hopes hoping@hopes_revenge·3d

everyone i’ve met from Arizona seems like they dont have a human soul , but rather like a horse or a cow soul . not a bad thing — just different .

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i know a special place where there are boundless tyler catastrophes

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We’ve got a classic “Big Buzzing Fly Trapped Betwixt the Blinds and Window Pane” situation this morning

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JL@JackPLamb·4d

This is what I would eat for dinner every night if I made 70k

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Ali@haramcart·4d

I fucking hate Alex Karp man. If there's gonna be a shadowy military surveillance company can they at least do it directly and with professionalism. Stop bringing out this insufferable Taika Waititi character to talk about jiu jitsu and how it's woke elitism to oppose AI drones.

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