Daniel Para

Why do we have to try so hard to lose every game? @whitesox

@TheAthletic Ignorant dumbasses.

A month into the season, Major League Baseball has its first 20-win team (the Braves), its first 50-strikeout pitcher (Jacob Misiorowski), and its first fired manager (Alex Cora).

And……I am Nostradamus. @whitesox #LeasureSucks

Why is Leasure still on the White Sox? @whitesox @stevestone

Leasure should have been DFA’d a month ago. Irresponsible. @CHSN_WhiteSox

@AdamCarollaShow Sid Krofft died. Made for entertaining Pod with Adam🤣

@gordonbeckham @JohnSchriffen love the pitiful jingle efforts. Keep doing it!!! Also love @gordonbeckham especially for shouting me out a few years ago for the “Josie’s on vacation for a week”🤪

HAPPY OPENING DAY WHITE SOX TWITTER FRIENDS!!!! LET’S GO!

@ChiSoxFanMike 162-0

Give me your 2026 White Sox record prediction. I’ll start: 73-89

Let’s go you @whitesox !

Douchebag @Reds announcers trashing @camelbackranch facility today during entire broadcast. Calling it a “ditch”. @whitesox don’t need their crappy drivel broadcast anyway. They are as interesting and insightful as the dust they complain about. #BORING

@camelbackranch @whitesox great food/beverage improvements at the Ranch this year. Smash burgers, beef sandwiches, angels envy booth. Thanks for catching up!

@TMZ She was one of the greatest, especially on SCTV.

🕊️ Catherine O'Hara has died at 71. What we know: tmz.me/aWlLKlg

Gordie Howe Hattie for Moore!!!@NHLBlackhawks

As a physician for 35 years, I wish @CaleyChelios and her Dad would not whore out for @ankinlaw . Personal injury lawyers are the lowest of the low. @NHLBlackhawks

“The Mess” save percentage .500. Ugh. @NHLBlackhawks

@RealSpikeCohen @LP_CLC Zohran the complete fucking idiot. 2026. Moronic dumbasses abound.

PICTURED: the warmth of collectivism

@adamcarolla Gotta put a large chunk of IL in there!

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I hate seeing @NHLBlackhawks @CaleyChelios doing personal injury lawyer ads. Those guys are bottom feeding scum.