Steve “Club Drop” Paley

@usetacofacts @AndrewNovakgolf PLEASE help him

@AndrewNovakgolf Can I get a chipping lesson instead if I win?

Plenty of spots still available!! Free entry and $500 to the winner is a no brainer. Link will be in the replies

@AndrewNovakgolf who are you taking with the 6th pick in a half point ppr league? @usetacofacts can only help me with cfb knowledge.

@usetacofacts @GolfDigest @hamley_j They should give past loopers a shoutout too so you can get your 15 seconds of fame

@GolfDigest No need to show @hamley_j any recognition ever

Have we gone too far by announcing caddies' names on the first tee at the BMW Championship? Or is it a perfect touch?

@RobbyBerger Need business insurance?

Signed, Sealed, and Delivered. Bob HQ coming soon 🫡 thank yall for the non stop support and for making this whole thing possible. Truly surreal and hard to wrap my head around this one. This is going to be incredible.

@MillyGoats @usetacofacts Sounds like the scheduling of a match is in order

@usetacofacts 😂😂😂 is the match already over though?!

Here’s my opinion, take it or leave it: MATCH PLAY when playing golf with your amateur golf friends stinks… it’s the worst way to play by far.

Hey @RiggsBarstool can I come play a match? I’ll make fun of your swing or whatever if needed. Got a buddy that’ll prob come with if you wanna do a 2v2 Lmk. Thanks. (My power is out and I’m bored)

@CoachSBeamer @UofSC Thought this was @tommychong

Thanks to ⁦@UofSC⁩ Archaeologist James Legg for spending time with me I’m a history buff and it was really cool seeing his collection of Civil War artifacts that were discovered right here in Columbia He’s doing some awesome projects all around South Carolina!!

@JB__215 @NUCLRGOLF @ShipSticks Hefty insurance policy for both amenities

🚨⛳️🏌️#DISCUSSION: What’s one amenity you wish every golf course had? 🛩️ @ShipSticks

Happy birthday @IAmDerekLowe #birthdaybuds

@JB__215 Seems pretty helpful to me

@usetacofacts @tweeth_mitchell @OldTakesExposed

@tweeth_mitchell OOF

Don't let JT's win distract you from the fact that his playoff opponent has begun his final round in the top 10 a total of 10 times and has never once improved his finishing position in those rounds. Good player, but zero dog.

@usetacofacts @tweeth_mitchell Get em!!

@tweeth_mitchell Moving the goalposts of the conversation…

@usetacofacts @KylePorterNS Can’t slip one past ya

@KylePorterNS Brian henninger also fits this category (1995)

One of the weirder Masters stats I've come across. Smylie Kaufman played in just one Masters but he played in the final pairing on Sunday. He has to be the only pro golfer in history who has played at least one Masters and never had anyone tee off after him in the final round.

@BKoepka @PGA_JohnDaly Can you have your uncle unblock me please. Im sorry.

Uncle @PGA_JohnDaly

@usetacofacts @flushingitgolf @SharkGregNorman Did he get the second best sandwich?

@flushingitgolf @SharkGregNorman Not a shocker that someone as consistently wrong as Greg can’t even order the correct masters sandwich

Greg Norman has posted on Instagram about his experience at the Masters: “Most importantly to the patrons of the Masters thank you for your unanimous support. It was humbling, moving and I was taken back by your words of encouragement - "thank you for what you have done for golf" "don't stop" "Love LIV" and the one that got to me personally and emotionally "welcome back." My right hand is sore from shaking hands with each and every one of you as well as the hugs given to so many.”

@AMAZlNGNATURE Must’ve been hungry hungry

Maybe it's just me, but the hippo being able to move that fast through the water is frightening. 🤯 Also, this is the most terrified i've ever seen a male Lion!!

@RiggsBarstool Maybe if the @PGATOUR would stop fumbling tournament participants for elevated events (Andrew Novak) then it wouldn’t be as bad.

Does pro golf stink now? Is Faxon even more pro Tiger than we are? Are OWGR completely obsolete? What’s the biggest rules violation a tour winner has gotten away with? New show!

@usetacofacts @PGATOUR @PGATOURComms @AndrewNovakgolf @NoLayingUp @TheShotgunStart @RiggsBarstool @ForePlayPod @Daniel_Rapaport @TrevorImmelman

@usetacofacts @PGATOUR @PGATOURComms @AndrewNovakgolf @NoLayingUp @TheShotgunStart @RiggsBarstool @ForePlayPod y’all should check out this story if you haven’t seen it yet. Imagine being told you’re in the event only to be told a day later a mistake was made.

What a disgrace @PGATOUR @PGATOURComms first you tell @AndrewNovakgolf he’s in the field before redacting then you leave a locker for him in an event with no alternates. Reward the top guys but don’t make it a closed system for those on fire @NoLayingUp @TheShotgunStart

Hey @PGATOUR , as much as I appreciate the invite to marker this week (I invited myself), I think @AndrewNovakgolf would play a bit better. Less flop shots and more fairways hit. Thanks, Steve P. Plumber