Ali Berman

Had a baby this morning. This is pretty much how it went: 😮😐😬😧😫🚙🏨😭😱👶🏻😅😍

@hapfrap My kids keep asking for "bad guy". They are cooler than I am.

@annapickard Pretty much sent this exact same text before I came back from PTO, too. 😂

@ryanchris Sneakers!

@lenazun Lol TRUTH.

@lenazun It me. After living in SF for 14 yrs! 😂

It’s a milestone day for us, but also a day of thinking about work. About ours, and yours, how grateful we are that you let us be part of your working day, and how we can continue to try and make it better. Soppy? Perhaps! But still true. bit.ly/2KtDGyG

@shellen And here’s the updated version!

Bursting with pride for my friends and former colleagues at @SlackHQ. So happy to see all that hard work turn into $WORK. Well done!

@lane NO😍, YOU!

I had left my job at Twitter to be a SAHM, and was pregnant with baby #2, when @lane reached out to me to see if I'd ever be interested in coming back to work. Specifically @SlackHQ. My reaction was, of course, hell yes. Even before she told me what the job was.

(Also goes without saying that @lane is my guardian angel. 👼 🤗)

I feel lucky to get to do the best work of my life alongside, quite honestly, the best humans on the planet. Looking forward to doing even more great work as we enter this (pretty mindblowing) phase of our company history!

Learn more about 2019 #SXSW Film Festival World Premiere selection #MothersLittleHelpers directed by @kestrin Pantera! ow.ly/hxtP50kn6cl

Ah a 3.7 rumbler, so no joke! Good morning, #earthquake Twitter.

That was a quake, yeah?!

A 3.7 magnitude earthquake occurred 1.86mi N of Piedmont, CA. Details: eqbot.com/YqU Map: eqbot.com/Yq5

@neongolden @bshine @jrw @greenberg @shinypb @clove @nicolesheikh I feel like there may be enough ex-Twizzles now to start our own channel.

My mom just fave’d this tweet. Sorry about the language, mom.

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me. Three trained & armed police officers were shot. This is his reaction. More guns. We’re all fucked.

@jrw Why are they still living there?!?!

the parents in the haunting of hill house are like extremely bad parents.

This.