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Out with my friend and she tells me about her job interview studying people with severe alcohol addictions and then she says ‘so it’s good I can observe you as a case study’

Mclaren fans watching their team in Canada

expanding this to all 2019 rookies

terrible day to be either half of galex

London continues to be one of the best cities on earth in the sunshine

Went to a restaurant in the City today and the service was worse than when I had to wash my own dishes in a roadside diner in Zimbabwe

Source tells me The Deep is stable. Please god

@adsfig5 convinced you’re stealing all my good luck

I’ve been given two free drinks today at two separate cafes for no reason. I feel like the Pope

i miss my prime (reading 10 books a month, finishing a book in a day, no reading slump)

TODAY WE ARE WLL BULGARIAN

last in Eurovision AGAIN

That’s why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

The UK public celebrates a genuine national treasure on his centenary, which coincides with a landslide of council votes for a political party that rejects net zero, wants to defund the institutions that Attenborough's life has enriched, and doesn't care about nature. Go figure.

Dear David Attenborough, Congratulations on reaching your 100th lap around the sun, young man! Thank you for sharing the wonders of our world with such care and curiosity. Here’s to many more years, slow and steady wins the race! With admiration, Jonathan the Tortoise

Lego has updated their age range from the years of 4-99 in honour of Sir David Attenborough’s 100th birthday: “There’s no age limit for those who never stop playing”

David Attenborough is now officially 100 years old.

can’t believe I was 3,000 in the queue for Olivia Rodrigo and there were exactly 4 tickets left and the cheapest was £120 lol

Sabrina Carpenter attends the 2026 Met Gala.